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Worst pick-up lines you've heard......




ricard
edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Mar 15, 2007, 10:51 PM CST
In response to:
Do you f..ck?

I do now you smooth talking bastard,
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TheLonelyWalker
Debary, Florida USA
Posted: Mar 15, 2007, 10:52 PM CST
How you doing? [Joey style (friends)]
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Lightening
Huntsville, Alabama USA
Posted: Mar 15, 2007, 10:52 PM CST
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That's so corny, it's good. hahaha
It did not work except to crack me up! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mainlente
Farmington, Connecticut USA
Posted: Mar 16, 2007, 12:08 AM CST
Howzabout this one?:

Did you just fart, darlin'? Cuz you just blew me away!

yay
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red386
daytona, Florida USA
Posted: Mar 16, 2007, 12:31 AM CST
"I lost my phone number can I have yours?"

"Did it hurt?" (woman says what?) "When you fell from Heaven"

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Lightening
Huntsville, Alabama USA
Posted: Mar 16, 2007, 12:45 AM CST
"My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to!" D'oh!
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Lightening
Huntsville, Alabama USA
Posted: Mar 16, 2007, 12:53 AM CST
"I better put on my seatbelt cause man you've got a lot of curves!" D'oh!
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artgurl0927
Heart of the Valley, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Mar 16, 2007, 1:02 AM CST
My wife is on a spiritual quest for enlightenment. I haven't had sex in 14 months - in the name of God would you just have sex with me? rolling on the floor laughing



Oh how I wish that wasn't a true story blues
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Lightening
Huntsville, Alabama USA
Posted: Mar 16, 2007, 1:05 AM CST
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My wife is on a spiritual quest for enlightenment. I haven't had sex in 14 months - in the name of God would you just have sex with me?



Oh how I wish that wasn't a true story
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ramone
EDINBURGH, Scotland UK
Posted: Mar 16, 2007, 1:06 AM CST
I'm here now darling, What were your other two wishes?
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ramone
EDINBURGH, Scotland UK
Posted: Mar 16, 2007, 1:14 AM CST
You look so good, I could drink your bath water! uh oh!
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Lightening
Huntsville, Alabama USA
Posted: Mar 16, 2007, 1:17 AM CST
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You look so good, I could drink your bath water!
D'oh!
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artgurl0927
Heart of the Valley, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Mar 16, 2007, 1:18 AM CST
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You look so good, I could drink your bath water!
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Lightening
Huntsville, Alabama USA
Posted: Mar 16, 2007, 1:20 AM CST
"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name." confused
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aliyah4u2006
Stanford, Kentucky USA
Posted: Mar 16, 2007, 5:14 PM CST
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You look so good, I could drink your bath water!
LOL,i had a guy use that line on me before!!!!!!!!lollllllllllllllrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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deborah12
wolverhampton, England UK
Posted: Mar 16, 2007, 5:16 PM CST
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Howzabout this one?:

Did you just fart, darlin'? Cuz you just blew me away!

laugh laugh
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