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common lies that men tell women?




Dandelion
Southampton, Hampshire UK
Posted: Apr 24, 2007, 2:54 PM CST
Men's lies come in all shapes and forms of varying degrees, the only thing you can be sure of is....

You know when a guy's lying ......
his lips move!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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themechanic
No, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Apr 24, 2007, 3:00 PM CST
Now wait a min. here ladies !! You better chill on the sterotype action all men dont lie... The sooner you realize that and feel like you can trust a person of the opposite sex you are pretty much in for alot of unecessary bullpucky in your relationships with them.

Men dont always lie!!scold
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Dandelion
Southampton, Hampshire UK
Posted: Apr 24, 2007, 3:04 PM CST
In response to:
Now wait a min. here ladies !! You better chill on the sterotype action all men dont lie... The sooner you realize that and feel like you can trust a person of the opposite sex you are pretty much in for alot of unecessary bullpucky in your relationships with them.

Men dont always lie!!
Hey, mate......!! Don't be so serious. My post was a joke*.

Here's a clue = rolling on the floor laughing




(* or was it??? Tee hee...!).
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themechanic
No, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Apr 24, 2007, 3:08 PM CST
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Hey, mate......!! Don't be so serious. My post was a joke*.

Here's a clue =




(* or was it??? Tee hee...!).
I know your comment was a joke hehe heres a clue+sticking out tongue
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Dandelion
Southampton, Hampshire UK
Posted: Apr 24, 2007, 3:12 PM CST
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I know your comment was a joke hehe heres a clue+
Whoooaaa....!! That's not very nice!!
I don't think I deserved that...........
moping
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themechanic
No, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Apr 24, 2007, 3:14 PM CST
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Whoooaaa....!! That's not very nice!!
I don't think I deserved that...........
oh sry then talk amoungst yourselves please handshake
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lemontree
ankara, Central Anatolia Turkey
Posted: Apr 24, 2007, 3:29 PM CST
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Now wait a min. here ladies !! You better chill on the sterotype action all men dont lie... The sooner you realize that and feel like you can trust a person of the opposite sex you are pretty much in for alot of unecessary bullpucky in your relationships with them.

Men dont always lie!!
Men dont always lie!! Can this be a good example of a perfect lie?
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themechanic
No, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Apr 24, 2007, 3:31 PM CST
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Men dont always lie!! Can this be a good example of a perfect lie?
Sure it could be its in how you percieve it
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lemontree
ankara, Central Anatolia Turkey
Posted: Apr 25, 2007, 9:09 AM CST
I was at a meeting :)
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harleylvr
Fulton, Texas USA
Posted: Apr 25, 2007, 9:15 AM CST
It's Not you It's Me

Or
Something came up at the last minute
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migene
trumpton, England UK
Posted: Apr 25, 2007, 9:16 AM CST
i wont be long grin
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merlyn
Lauderhill, Florida USA
Posted: Apr 25, 2007, 9:55 AM CST
According to Chris Rock the comedian, men small lies all the time... "I'm out just going for an hour....Honestly, that dress doesn't make you look fat"

women don't lie often but they tell bigger lies, "It's your baby!"D'oh!
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hisbaby
somewhere in Eire, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 27, 2007, 5:34 AM CST
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According to Chris Rock the comedian, men small lies all the time... "I'm out just going for an hour....Honestly, that dress doesn't make you look fat"

women don't lie often but they tell bigger lies, "It's your baby!"
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Hal1949
Carbondale, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Apr 27, 2007, 11:51 PM CST
Why is it, when a man bashes a woman, they and other women get all in an uproar over it, but when a woman bashes a man, they all laugh Do the women realy think its funny too cut down the men? and it is a no no for a man too bash a woman? . Just trying too make some sense of this, cool
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Apr 28, 2007, 12:43 AM CST
Yes dear! I put the seat back down.
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Apr 28, 2007, 12:49 AM CST
Yes dear! I think Hillary will make a good president. Now come to bed and we will play presidental spread eagle and the naughty bodygaurd one more time.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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fireliter
Allen Park, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 28, 2007, 3:31 AM CST
I'll call you??
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fireliter
Allen Park, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 28, 2007, 3:34 AM CST
Wow How could i forget this one.....

I'll respect you in the morning
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Desolate2
Hartford Area, Connecticut USA
Posted: Apr 28, 2007, 5:17 AM CST
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lyrical
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Apr 28, 2007, 5:33 AM CST
I promise, nothing will happen, we'll just cuddle....

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