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sweetykat Lakeland, Florida USA
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)





A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)






A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)








Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)







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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)







The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)








Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)






Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only ! ! animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)




Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)






Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.

In other words, send it to everyone ! (and God love that pig!)






Frenchgirl2know Chicago USA
And if you use to sleep 8 hours each day during 60 years...At least, you would have slept 20 years!
(Special mention to some one here: Pheewww! We are safe!)
wink



harleylvr Fulton, Texas USA
Who in the hell studied all this.
To much time on their hands.
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busdriver Lagos Portugal
Sweetykat my dearest, if you want a 30 min orgasm all you have to do is vacation in Portugal.

hug kiss hug kiss hug kiss tongue
kieyotie San Antonio, Texas USA
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harleylvr Fulton, Texas USA
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Sweetykat my dearest, if you want a 30 min orgasm all you have to do is vacation in Portugal.

hug kiss hug kiss hug kiss tongue
Kat I would be leaving on the first plane out.

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Galactic_bodhi Portland, Oregon USA
Right handed people only live longer because they can find the light switch in an emergency...

Lefties always end up looking on the wrong side of the door.

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harleylvr Fulton, Texas USA
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Right handed people only live longer because they can find the light switch in an emergency...

Lefties always end up looking on the wrong side of the door.

rolling on the floor laughing tongue wink
Hey Tet
You speaking from experience?

tongue
kieyotie San Antonio, Texas USA
More silly facts for Kat.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(My potty is in it's own little room.)

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
(Unless you use pliers!)

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
(And yet, they're just about as comfortable to wide on)

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
(I got nuthin')

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
(Airplanes had food?)

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
(There's actually a name for teh roll inside toilet paper too, just can't remember it.)

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
(Not sure who's dead skin coats my house every week, but there's a lot of it!)

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
(I had an ad once of John Wayne promoting Camels.)

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
(Not so good.)

Pearls melt in vinegar.
(Yeppers, they also absorb smells and makeup, used pearls aren't that great.)

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
(Wonder what the rate is here?)

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
(And KieCo!)

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
(This is just sad.)

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
(Glad they have jobs.)

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
(So we'll have to partner up.)

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
(The bane of the literate, moving boxes of books when you get a new house.)

A snail can sleep for three years.
(And cigarette smoke has little effect on them.)

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
(Yay.)

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
(Ummm ouch)


"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
{No! So? Doh!}

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
{Fire!}

Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
{Not me! I can still lick my knee, though!}



FunGuyWithBrain North Liberty, Iowa USA
"If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. "

Imagine how many nuked have been produced by cows professor grin

Oh and good luck with your next life as a pig project handshake



FunGuyWithBrain North Liberty, Iowa USA
I meant "nukes"



Galactic_bodhi Portland, Oregon USA
In response to:
Hey Tet
You speaking from experience?

tongue
Actually, yes.

We had a fire drill in college once. The lights were out in the lecture hall for the overhead, and the Prof told me to turn the lights on.

Yeah right! I mean, Left. I mean, my other left.

You know what? I don't really know what I mean.

doh mumbling



harleylvr Fulton, Texas USA
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Actually, yes.

We had a fire drill in college once. The lights were out in the lecture hall for the overhead, and the Prof told me to turn the lights on.

Yeah right! I mean, Left. I mean, my other left.

You know what? I don't really know what I mean.

doh mumbling
That's ok.We know.

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sweetykat Lakeland, Florida USA
In response to:
Sweetykat my dearest, if you want a 30 min orgasm all you have to do is vacation in Portugal.

hug kiss hug kiss hug kiss tongue
Looking at plane tickets nowblushing



harleylvr Fulton, Texas USA
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Looking at plane tickets nowblushing
You go girl.

cheering
sweetykat Lakeland, Florida USA
In response to:
More silly facts for Kat.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(My potty is in it's own little room.)

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
(Unless you use pliers!)

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
(And yet, they're just about as comfortable to wide on)

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
(I got nuthin')

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
(Airplanes had food?)

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
(There's actually a name for teh roll inside toilet paper too, just can't remember it.)

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
(Not sure who's dead skin coats my house every week, but there's a lot of it!)

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
(I had an ad once of John Wayne promoting Camels.)

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
(Not so good.)

Pearls melt in vinegar.
(Yeppers, they also absorb smells and makeup, used pearls aren't that great.)

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
(Wonder what the rate is here?)

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
(And KieCo!)

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
(This is just sad.)

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
(Glad they have jobs.)

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
(So we'll have to partner up.)

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
(The bane of the literate, moving boxes of books when you get a new house.)

A snail can sleep for three years.
(And cigarette smoke has little effect on them.)

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
(Yay.)

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
(Ummm ouch)


"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
{No! So? Doh!}

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
{Fire!}

Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
{Not me! I can still lick my knee, though!}
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busdriver Lagos Portugal
If you could fold a cigarette paper 50 times it would be so thick it would pass the moon.

A male whale produces 2 gallons of sperm per shot. (I find that a little hard to swallow) laugh



harleylvr Fulton, Texas USA
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If you could fold a cigarette paper 50 times it would be so thick it would pass the moon.

A male whale produces 2 gallons of sperm per shot. (I find that a little hard to swallow) laugh
OMG


EEEEEEWWWWW

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sweetykat Lakeland, Florida USA
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If you could fold a cigarette paper 50 times it would be so thick it would pass the moon.

A male whale produces 2 gallons of sperm per shot. (I find that a little hard to swallow) laugh
and i'm not even gonna try rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing kiss kiss hug



evie_girl_fl Fayetteville, North Carolina USA
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If you could fold a cigarette paper 50 times it would be so thick it would pass the moon.

A male whale produces 2 gallons of sperm per shot. (I find that a little hard to swallow) laugh
ewwwww, that is nasty, but funny!!!rolling on the floor laughing laugh applause




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