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Probably.

you know how THEY get

yeah i think that tequilla makes him dilusional

that may be.

or else, he's into doin it doggy style

give me a redneck anyday........

Okay, a couple of us are silly girls. And I don't its me.

is it the dogs then?

Tail-Light On Bike  
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.

The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid said, "Yeah."

The cop said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike." The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid took the ticket, but before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

That was cute...

hang around she has more lol

you flatter me so ....

hey shamrock jump on in here. kat will make me feel bad before too long.

was that flatter or flatten?

So this cowboy walked into a German car showroom and went ’Owdy’

A ladies car broke down in the dessert, to her relief an Indian rode past and ask if she’d like a ride to town. He helped her up on the horse, said hold on. She put her arms around his waist and off they went. Frequently, on the way, the Indian let out a loud YeeeHaaaa.
When they got to town he dropped her off at the garage, as he rode away he let out another YeeeHaaaa. The lady asked the mechanic what’s with the Indian and YeeeHaaaa? Mechanic said, dunno, what’d you do? Nothing, she said, just put my arms around him and held on to the saddle horn. Lady, said the mechanic, Indians don’t use saddles.


Yeeee Haaaaaw!

lol i love this one

WWWWWWWOOOOOOOO
HHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO

Giddy-up go

You might be from a redneck town if....


1. You can name everyone you graduated with.
2. You know what *FFA* is.
3. You ever went to parties @ a pasture, barn or middle of a dirt road.
4. Your idea of a *FuN* weekend was ridin around parkin lots cause that is where *EvErYbOdY* was.
5. Your idea of an *ExCiTiNg* weekend was watchin a fight in the parkin lot.
6. You swore @ someone & your parents knew within the hour.
7. You ever went cow-tipping or *sNiPe hUnTiN*.
8. School gets canceled for city, county or state events.
9. You were in the *HoMeCoMiNg* parade.
10. You have ever gone home for homecoming.
11. Everyone thought it was really cool to date someone from the neighboring town.
12. You had *SeNiOr sKiP DaY*.
13. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
14. You don’t give directions by street names, but instead like this: Turn right by Nelson’s house, go 2 blocks east past Anderson’s & it’s 4 houses left of the track field.
15. The *CoUnTrY cLuB* golf course had only 9 holes (or there wasn’t even one)
16. You can’t help but date a friends ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
17. You refer anyone with a house newer then 1980 as the *RiCh PeOpLe*
18. The people in the city dress funny, then your town picks up on the trend a few years later.
19. You bragged to your friends because you got *PiPeS* on your truck for your birthday.
20. Anyone you want can be found @ either the *DaIrY qUeEn* or the *FeEd sToRe*
21. You see @ least 1 friend a week drivin a tractor through town.
22. The football coach suggested that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.
23. Directions are given usein *ThE* stoplight as a reference.
24. The city council meets @ the coffee shop.
25. Your *LeTtEr JaCkEt* was worn after your 19th birthday.
26. You decide to walk somewhere for exercise & 5 people pull over & ask if you need a ride.
27. Your teachers call you by your *OlDeR* siblings names.
28. Your teachers remember when they taught your *PaReNtS*.
29. The closest *TaCo BeLl* or *BuRgEr KiNg* is @ least 30 miles away.
30. So if the closest *sHoPpInG MaLl*.
31. It’s normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn-mower.
32. You have a good laugh readin this cause you know they’re all true.

This is where I grew up, how 'bout you?