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ADVANTAGES TO BEING A REDNECK........PART DUECE

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ADVANTAGES TO BEING A REDNECK........PART DUECE

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sweetykat
Lakeland, Florida USA
Posted: May 18, 2007, 11:07 PM CST
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Talk to everyone later, I'm going to see what the outside world is doing tonight.
hav e fun take care, wear clean underwear in case ther e is an accident and take an extra pair for the same reason rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing lol n ite sweet dreams
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kieyotie
San Antonio, Texas USA
Posted: May 18, 2007, 11:18 PM CST
More rednecks will make it to the end of this than 'normal' people, because we take our time thinkin'......

Brain Exercise

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain.

Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate. OK, relax, clear your
mind and . . . begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with
reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said "glass", then go on to
question four.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East
Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If
you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and
exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for goodness sake! It was YOU, Read the first line!!!


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harleylvr
Fulton, Texas USA
Posted: May 19, 2007, 7:48 AM CST
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girl y ou need to get a higher octain lol nite sweet dreams
Nope. Can't afford it.

moping crying help
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harleylvr
Fulton, Texas USA
Posted: May 19, 2007, 7:50 AM CST
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Too bad Harley pooped out early. We'll have to give it to her good next time.

Well here I am. Bring it on. where r u huh?
yeah i knew you were chicken.

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harleylvr
Fulton, Texas USA
Posted: May 19, 2007, 7:53 AM CST
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yeah she's a party pooper ARE YA READIN THIS HARLEY??
I am now.....
i could have been lurkin' around u know?
be careful. be very, very careful...

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harleylvr
Fulton, Texas USA
Posted: May 19, 2007, 7:58 AM CST
see I'm already up and at em'
where r u all at?

dancing banana dancing banana
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harleylvr
Fulton, Texas USA
Posted: May 19, 2007, 8:12 AM CST
well memorial day weekend is coming up. outside of a few things, i'm pretty much going to sit here and amuse myself.

its always packed but i live on a dead end so i watch all these people with their boats, that can't read the dead end sign come down here and then try to turn around. its
hysterical.

or they complain to management that so and so is parking their boat where they always park there's.

they get really juvenile and its a lot of fun.

D'oh! D'oh!

so what r u all going to do?

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sweetykat
Lakeland, Florida USA
Posted: May 19, 2007, 11:14 AM CST
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well memorial day weekend is coming up. outside of a few things, i'm pretty much going to sit here and amuse myself.

its always packed but i live on a dead end so i watch all these people with their boats, that can't read the dead end sign come down here and then try to turn around. its
hysterical.

or they complain to management that so and so is parking their boat where they always park there's.

they get really juvenile and its a lot of fun.



so what r u all going to do?

i'm staying home cuz memorial day weekend is when they have the indy 500 and this place is a mad house. and everyone thinks they are driving in it. lol mariio spaghetti's everywhere!!!
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kieyotie
San Antonio, Texas USA
Posted: May 19, 2007, 11:18 AM CST
Not sure yet, exactly, have a few ideas.
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sweetykat
Lakeland, Florida USA
Posted: May 19, 2007, 11:32 AM CST
i'm sort of in and out right now doing a little cleaning while the family is out to soccer games, trying to clean a little while the kids aren't ehre to mess it up as fast as ya clean it.
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harleylvr
Fulton, Texas USA
Posted: May 19, 2007, 1:26 PM CST
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Not sure yet, exactly, have a few ideas.
Heres an idea for ya

You could come over and 4 wheel it over these old shits boats.

Or u couldl dunk it in the pool first then drive it down the pier. I'm sure the owners wont mind.

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kieyotie
San Antonio, Texas USA
Posted: May 19, 2007, 1:34 PM CST
We could just "Borrow" a couple of their boats and play pirates!
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sweetykat
Lakeland, Florida USA
Posted: May 19, 2007, 1:37 PM CST
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We could just "Borrow" a couple of their boats and play pirates!
only if i get to walk the plankrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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harleylvr
Fulton, Texas USA
Posted: May 19, 2007, 2:32 PM CST
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We could just "Borrow" a couple of their boats and play pirates!
This is true.

Could also play bumper boats.

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sweetykat
Lakeland, Florida USA
Posted: May 19, 2007, 2:33 PM CST
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This is true.

Could also play bumper boats.

there you are sigh i've been so lonely
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builderbear
somewhere, Mississippi USA
Posted: May 19, 2007, 3:07 PM CST
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there you are i've been so lonely
well i got on my harly
looking for my kitty
i was hungry
but i could not find a kie
D'oh!
hows all doing ???????????
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Oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: May 19, 2007, 3:15 PM CST
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hav e fun take care, wear clean underwear in case ther e is an accident and take an extra pair for the same reason lol n ite sweet dreams
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I'm not usually in here reading, but that remark was great!!!
Will have to write it down so I can use it sometime!!!
Brilliant!!!

cheers
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sweetykat
Lakeland, Florida USA
Posted: May 19, 2007, 3:18 PM CST
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I'm not usually in here reading, but that remark was great!!!
Will have to write it down so I can use it sometime!!!
Brilliant!!!

lol welcome to the redneck thread, feel free to use it anytime glad ya liked it.cheers
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kieyotie
San Antonio, Texas USA
Posted: May 19, 2007, 3:23 PM CST
I went and got some hamburger, sausage, shrimp, and bbq fixins...boy do they get upset when you start drinking your beer while you shop!
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builderbear
somewhere, Mississippi USA
Posted: May 19, 2007, 3:24 PM CST
lots do
i dont get it confused confused
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