Bikeswim
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: May 31, 2007, 11:24 AM CST
I call myself "Bikeswim" and I realize that some may assume that I enjoy bicycling and swimming. Ah ha -- not so!
"Bikakaka" is actually the ancient Norse god of shoe leather. Legend has it that he was wandering in one of the many deserts they have in Norway when he came upon an ice cream stand. Hoping to buy an orange slushee, he approached the counter and the water sprite who was behind it pointed to Bikakaka's collar and said "Ah me! I am slain!" and sailed for Egypt the next day. And that is why we have rain instead of ooblek (true story).
"Swimallovia" is street slang for "swi mall over you" which really has no meaning but I heard it in a rap song about malls (I think).
Just kidding! Actually my user name is a combination of my dog's name and the name of my street.