Posted: Jun 19, 2007, 6:17 AM CST
A blonde and a brunette were running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decided they needed a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette took their life savings of $600 dollars and went to Texas to buy a bull.
She eventually meets with an old cowboy that would sell her a bull.
"It`s the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I`d like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer."
The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word." She thinks about it for a moment and decides. "I`d like to send one word, please." "And what word would that be?" inquires the man.
"Comfortable." replies the brunette.
The man asks, "I`m sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?"
The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."
