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Don't Try This At Home!!




bulldog66
doncaster, England UK
Posted: Jun 26, 2007, 5:41 AM CST
never eat yellow snow.
bet on a horse with 3 legs .
wipe ya arse on a broken bottle.
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bobinbozeman
Bozeman, Montana USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2007, 2:24 PM CST
why do the lady's over look the one's who are in the chair i'm a good guy don't do anything bad ( like smokes or drinks or do drugs ) all i want is to be LOVED !!!!!! but nope they don't even think about the guys in a wheel chair to be any fun . well got news fore you ladys i can be more fun then the guys who are out of the chair's and very loveable n kindhearted and oh yeah i have Respect fore the lady.s


it makes me crying frustrated becuase all i want is 100% love


i also don't beleave in beating up the woman you love like 90% of the normale guys do
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harleylvr
Fulton, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 22, 2007, 2:55 PM CST
Don't put Vics vapor rub on your lips.
1/2 asleep when I did it. Burned and couldn't get rid of the taste.


Don't fall into the box fan and cut the top of your ear off.
Yup. Did that too.

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petethepainter
inverness, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 22, 2007, 3:02 PM CST
er... don't mistakenly put deep-heat (muscle pain ointment) on your hemaroids.... IT BLOODY BURNS!!! very mad wow!
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littlewriter
close-ish to belfast, Northern Ireland UK
Posted: Jul 22, 2007, 4:48 PM CST
dont wax your...er.... "lady garden" and get in the bath unless you've taken all the wax off first. you will be stuck to the bottom of the bath!

no never happened me, but it happened my friend! (no my real friend, friend is not another word for myself!)

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petethepainter
inverness, Scotland UK
Posted: Jul 22, 2007, 6:01 PM CST
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dont wax your...er.... "lady garden" and get in the bath unless you've taken all the wax off first. you will be stuck to the bottom of the bath!

no never happened me, but it happened my friend! (no my real friend, friend is not another word for myself!)

Lady-Garden!!!! OMFG!!!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



*leaves to mow his Male-Garden!! grin
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Dandelion
Southampton, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Jul 22, 2007, 6:08 PM CST
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Remember you slam the Tequila shot not the Lime. Lime juice in someones eye can start a bar brawl.

Not pretty and can hurt if you don't duck.
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Actually today......... I have some large lilies, ya know the ones, with the large stamens covered in red pollen - strong stuff!! Got some of that on my finger and then D'oh! proceeded to rub my eye???

Whoooaaa....!!! Yeahhhh.... what a plank!! uh oh! help rolling on the floor laughing
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