Posted: Jun 27, 2007, 12:07 AM CST
Joe gets home late one night and, Jackie, his wife says, "Where on earth have you been?"
Joe replies: "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What were you thinking?" she said, "why would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
Fourth, and best of all, now instead of going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Joe is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.