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***Gas Men

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***Gas Men




harleylvr
Fulton, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 19, 2007, 6:09 AM CST


Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end.

At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger co-worker to a foot race down the alley and back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.

As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"




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SusieRR
northeast, Ohio USA
Posted: Jul 19, 2007, 6:10 AM CST
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Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 19, 2007, 6:12 AM CST
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bajanblue
Speightstown, Saint Peter Barbados
Posted: Jul 19, 2007, 6:17 AM CST
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Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end.

At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger co-worker to a foot race down the alley and back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.

As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"




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pinkie102
somewhere, New Mexico USA
Posted: Jul 19, 2007, 9:41 AM CST
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lyndacj
Bolton, Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Jul 19, 2007, 9:45 AM CST
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starynight
lakeview, Oregon USA
Posted: Jul 19, 2007, 10:07 AM CST
Makes sence there.....
Good one.....
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Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Jul 19, 2007, 10:26 AM CST
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Timmins, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jul 19, 2007, 11:16 AM CST
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