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OMG! What was the worst pick-up line?

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tessie07
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 27, 2007, 2:29 PM CST
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well then ,get ya coat cos that wasnt the kettle whistlin at ya baby
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bulldog66
doncaster UK
Posted: Jul 27, 2007, 2:31 PM CST
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oh n tell ya daddy he was wrong cos id take ya out even if the tide wouldnt so kiss
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tessie07
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 27, 2007, 2:32 PM CST
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oh n tell ya daddy he was wrong cos id take ya out even if the tide wouldnt so
nah ya got dat one wrong, me dad always said ------ i wouldn't get a date in a fruit marketblues blues
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tessie07
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 27, 2007, 2:32 PM CST
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oh n tell ya daddy he was wrong cos id take ya out even if the tide wouldnt so
nah ya got dat one wrong, me dad always said ------ i wouldn't get a date in a fruit marketblues blues
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bulldog66
doncaster UK
Posted: Jul 27, 2007, 2:33 PM CST
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nah ya got dat one wrong, me dad always said ------ i wouldn't get a date in a fruit market
me mum used to say i would n t find a date in a history lesson rolling on the floor laughing
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TheEnglishman
Newport, Shropshire, England UK
Posted: Jul 27, 2007, 3:55 PM CST


My face is leaving in 10 minutes...Be on it.

OR

just plain old fashioned,,,"show us yer tits!!"

It don't work everytime,,,but what chat up line does..wow!
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jimbhoy
In Glasgow, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 28, 2007, 5:25 PM CST
"You have eyes like spanners"


"Everytime you look at me my nuts tighten"

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b_n_d
Glasgow USA
Posted: Jul 30, 2007, 10:48 AM CST
Wanna see my warts?rolling on the floor laughing
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b_n_d
Glasgow USA
Posted: Jul 30, 2007, 10:49 AM CST
Come over to my house you can pet my rats!cheering
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b_n_d
Glasgow USA
Posted: Jul 30, 2007, 10:59 AM CST
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I cant believe they asked that!
The doctor said I shouldn't be contageous anymore!
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b_n_d
Glasgow USA
Posted: Jul 30, 2007, 11:00 AM CST
Wanna meet my girlfriend?
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b_n_d
Glasgow USA
Posted: Jul 30, 2007, 11:00 AM CST
Do you prefer to have sex before the first date?
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rockstaru2
etobicoke, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jul 30, 2007, 12:01 PM CST
WOW, U MUST HAVE BEEN RAISED ON A CHICKEN FARM CUZ U REALLY KNOW HOW TO RAISE COCKS!...:)


IF U AND I WERE SQUIRRELS, ID STORE MY NUTS IN UR HOLE....:)....
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b_n_d
Glasgow USA
Posted: Jul 30, 2007, 12:40 PM CST
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WOW, U MUST HAVE BEEN RAISED ON A CHICKEN FARM CUZ U REALLY KNOW HOW TO RAISE COCKS!...:)


IF U AND I WERE SQUIRRELS, ID STORE MY NUTS IN UR HOLE....:)....
"I need a girl that won't give me anymore dieases" Ewwwwe
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Icekrystal24
Glasgow USA
Posted: Jul 30, 2007, 1:30 PM CST
"I'd buy you a drink, but I spent all my money at the strip bar".
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lovaboy
Watch This Space....!!!!...., Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Jul 30, 2007, 1:31 PM CST
You believe in love at first sight..or should i walk by again?..smitten laugh
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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: Jul 30, 2007, 1:35 PM CST
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You believe in love at first sight..or should i walk by again?..
Si se unen los mares con los ríos, unamos tus pelos con los míos.
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lovaboy
Watch This Space....!!!!...., Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Jul 30, 2007, 1:38 PM CST
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Si se unen los mares con los ríos, unamos tus pelos con los míos.
¿no sería muy doloroso?laugh
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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: Jul 30, 2007, 1:40 PM CST
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¿no sería muy doloroso?

If you want to be conversing laugh rolling eyes
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lovaboy
Watch This Space....!!!!...., Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Jul 30, 2007, 1:43 PM CST
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