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Mustache Rides............................

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bluem8e
Barstow, California USA
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 12:01 AM CST
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Is that right?
Well I could give better deals to the regular customers LOLlaugh
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 12:01 AM CST
Mustache ride....., ok, sounds intriguing.rolling eyes
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GorillaJones
Trumbull, Connecticut USA
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 12:04 AM CST
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Mustache ride....., ok, sounds intriguing.
It is isn't it.............
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 12:14 AM CST
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It is isn't it.............
Perhaps you could attract more customers if they knew what it is.
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GorillaJones
Trumbull, Connecticut USA
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 12:15 AM CST
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Perhaps you could attract more customers if they knew what it is.
Well if you don't know what it is there is always google.

I'm a simple mustache sales man maam. I'm not in marketing. They didn't teach us that as Mustache U.
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LonelyInBC31
Battle Creek, Michigan USA
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 12:17 AM CST
He's saying.....as long as he has a face, you have a place to sit! barfing

Now do you see why I was offering to hold the door?
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 12:22 AM CST
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He's saying.....as long as he has a face, you have a place to sit!

Now do you see why I was offering to hold the door?
I see now.laugh
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GorillaJones
Trumbull, Connecticut USA
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 12:25 AM CST
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He's saying.....as long as he has a face, you have a place to sit!

Now do you see why I was offering to hold the door?
I'm the salesman maam.

We have extended warranties as well. When you inquire be sure to use code 3345
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 12:31 AM CST
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I'm the salesman maam.

We have extended warranties as well. When you inquire be sure to use code 3345
That's encouraging that you guarantee your product.
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GorillaJones
Trumbull, Connecticut USA
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 12:36 AM CST
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That's encouraging that you guarantee your product.
Yes, its why we continuously beat our Japanese competitors for 10 years running. They also have a problem growing mustaches which also helps.
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 12:44 AM CST
In that case I'd like to make a purchase, and I'd like to refer a couple of friends.
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GorillaJones
Trumbull, Connecticut USA
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 12:57 AM CST
Please forward your shipping address to receive your package of bonus gifts.

Also make sure to come one hour ahead for the mandatory bikini wax. Sorry but rules are rules.

make payment to:

Mustache Rides
PO Box 32389
Hoboken NJ, 85984

Your patronage is appreciated, enjoy your ride.
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NE1469
North Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 1:00 AM CST
Now how come I couldnt come up with that... Good one brotha!
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GorillaJones
Trumbull, Connecticut USA
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 1:05 AM CST
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Now how come I couldnt come up with that... Good one brotha!
You could, but it couldn't be called Mustache rides. Its patented.

you could however call it

Mr. Pembertons famous face seat.

Now with more facial hair.
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lovaboy
Watch This Space....!!!!...., Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 1:52 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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MVGCOK
Moreno Valley, California, California USA
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 4:03 AM CST
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This week only to the first 30 women to respond. Free mustache rides. This phenomenon is sweeping the nation. Your choice, handle bar, goatee, full grizzly adams. Your choice of colors. Comes with a free commemorative decorative plate with certificate of authenticity.

Don't let this exciting and limited time offer pass you by.
Oh my giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle
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SierraPaige
Reincarnation, Florida USA
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 1:04 PM CST
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This week only to the first 30 women to respond. Free mustache rides. This phenomenon is sweeping the nation. Your choice, handle bar, goatee, full grizzly adams. Your choice of colors. Comes with a free commemorative decorative plate with certificate of authenticity.

Don't let this exciting and limited time offer pass you by.
OMG.... Am I too late??? How much is the unlimited annual pass???

Can we take it out in trade????????

Does this ride have a nice long hard safety handle to hang on to???

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

smitten
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sexybite
Vandruiken Netherlands
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 1:05 PM CST
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Yes you can get the oven mitt for .50 if you wanted. But none of them come with a mustache.

If the 30 are unsold by weeks end I will hold a sale. you'll get

The mustache ride
The oven mitt
The commemorative plate with certificate of authenticity
A limited edition mustache ride pen set, with mustache eraser
and last but not least a free mustache ride anytime within the next year.

For anybody you refer you get a free mustache ride.
Oooh, what shape is the pen in?grin
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 1:07 PM CST
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This week only to the first 30 women to respond. Free mustache rides. This phenomenon is sweeping the nation. Your choice, handle bar, goatee, full grizzly adams. Your choice of colors. Comes with a free commemorative decorative plate with certificate of authenticity.

Don't let this exciting and limited time offer pass you by.
I already bought one of those on E-bay!


laugh dunno grin
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b_n_d
Glasgow USA
Posted: Aug 18, 2007, 1:26 PM CST
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I'm the salesman maam.

We have extended warranties as well. When you inquire be sure to use code 3345
It's proven that moustache rides have have made many a customer happy, and usually coming back for repeat ridesthumbs up
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