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IQ of a grass hopper......

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IQ of a grass hopper......

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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Aug 27, 2007, 6:28 AM CST
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Some guy sent his FIRST email to me with his email address and said he was horny and wanted to chat me up. Not sure what that meant, but I responded back that unless he was a Unicorn and could pull a rainbow out of his a$$ then I couldn't help him with his er HORNy problem.
hmmmmmmhmmm


rainbow releasing unicorn eh??

ok.....

I am up for the challengegrin
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Posted: Aug 27, 2007, 7:11 AM CST
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hmmmmmm


rainbow releasing unicorn eh??

ok.....

I am up for the challenge
You are a trooper!!!!


danceline


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Icekrystal24
Glasgow, Kentucky USA
Posted: Aug 27, 2007, 7:15 AM CST
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What is it with all of these guys.......leaving their phone numbers and private email addresses on the very first cs mail contact they make with me......

Im so sick of it......do they think im that desperate or what......

I swear it just turns me right off there and then when I open the mail.....i could'nt even respond.....i am sick to my stomach.....

Get a life guys.......try a little harder to make some conversation....try to be original or something........dont make me.....
Stef.......here ya go.....Do you know the phone number of somebody you.....well.....don't like very much? Or even the bank phone number......any number really...........

Just type it in.....hit send.......they'll leave you alone..........and might think twice before sending such info out again.

Also........you know all those spam websites? Enter their email addy into about 10 of them........they're mailbox will be full.............rolling on the floor laughing

They are sick little bastards..........fight fire with fire girl..........rolling on the floor laughing
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stefonline
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 27, 2007, 2:33 PM CST
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How about I wail you
What about would you like to..... Walk to me.........Hello.....rolling on the floor laughing
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stefonline
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 27, 2007, 2:34 PM CST
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That is so unfair and uncharitable of you ladies.

So she had a lisp..no need to take the piss....
The Wagged Wascle Wan a Wound the Wugged Wock.........rolling on the floor laughing
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stefonline
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 27, 2007, 2:34 PM CST
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hmmmmmm


rainbow releasing unicorn eh??

ok.....

I am up for the challenge
Now that could be very interesting to watch......rolling on the floor laughing
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stefonline
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 27, 2007, 2:35 PM CST
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Stef.......here ya go.....Do you know the phone number of somebody you.....well.....don't like very much? Or even the bank phone number......any number really...........

Just type it in.....hit send.......they'll leave you alone..........and might think twice before sending such info out again.

Also........you know all those spam websites? Enter their email addy into about 10 of them........they're mailbox will be full.............

They are sick little bastards..........fight fire with fire girl..........
I have a number for the Secratary of Buckingham Palace.....could give that one out.......dancing banana
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