Worst Profile Mistakes You've Seen!

TheEnglishman
Newport, Shropshire, England UK

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 8:57 AM CST

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What are the no-nos you've seen or what are your pet peeves on this?

EX;
No profile pics, blurry ones or far off ones

Stating the obvious. Ex: I want a person who likes to have fun

The "Just ask me" bit

Showing your knight in shining armor complex

Babbling

The worst by far was a British dating site..(pay for only)

There were women that were saying:

Look at me..look at my body.
(They always had University education but no job and no interests.)

Therefore you must have at least (example) a Jaguar,,a fine home and large income.

Some were that brazen about it I have to say it read like prostitution.

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ShortyRed
Athens, Tennessee USA

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 8:57 AM CST

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3pm aprox.time for lots of food me thinks.maybe a bbq but that's another thread

I seen that thread, but I dunno how to light one either, so I didn't comment LOL....

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kerbear1957
Onalaska, Texas USA

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 8:59 AM CST

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When they sound sexist: Ex: I'm looking for a woman that knows how to treat her man like a king!!

whatever!!! I'm not the one....

Another good one, thanks!

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Spartan73
Mersyside, Merseyside, England UK

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 9:01 AM CST

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The worst by far was a British dating site..(pay for only)

There were women that were saying:

Look at me..look at my body.
(They always had University education but no job and no interests.)

Therefore you must have at least (example) a Jaguar,,a fine home and large income.

Some were that brazen about it I have to say it read like prostitution.

Yup...seen these also...disgusting.

So it gives me great pleasure to utter the following...in exasperated tones..WOMEN...UGH!!!!!!

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kerbear1957
Onalaska, Texas USA

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 9:01 AM CST

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When their primary photo is them standing next to their (maybe) big shiny SUV or something similar.

Which are they showing me, or what are they telling me?

Oh yes....I know that one..hehe.

C'mon men, what does this say...really?!

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manc31
manchester UK

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 9:02 AM CST

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I seen that thread, but I dunno how to light one either, so I didn't comment LOL....

haha oh we got it lit along with my friends eyebrows & my dog! 1 gallon of petrol thrown indecriminantly + 1 well soked rag light it throw it & BOOM. not funny when its my garden resembleing hell on earth

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kerbear1957
Onalaska, Texas USA

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 9:05 AM CST

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friends??

Or worse, when the profile says...I'm married..........but...

WTF?!?!

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ShortyRed
Athens, Tennessee USA

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 9:06 AM CST

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haha oh we got it lit along with my friends eyebrows & my dog! 1 gallon of petrol thrown indecriminantly + 1 well soked rag light it throw it & BOOM. not funny when its my garden resembleing hell on earth

At least you still have your eyebrows and nose hair

I'm sure if you didn't, you would have taken a pic for us! Oh wait, your poor friend...well at least he can draw them on and wipe them off and redraw them depending on his facial expression - like a chalkboard........

^ ^ = surprised
0 0

V V = angry
0 0

~ - = sarcastic
0 0

LOL

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kevduf
Columbia, Missouri USA

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 9:12 AM CST

I never write much on my profile. It's too hard to describe myself without feeling like a show off or a shameless self-promoter. I figure, people can get to know me through my forum posts. I HATE talking about myself!

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beejay
St. Truiden Belgium

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 9:16 AM CST

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I seen that thread, but I dunno how to light one either, so I didn't comment LOL....

you have to find a guy with a box of matches

when you've shown him how to strike a match

show him the BBQ

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punkrockitect
Bethel, Connecticut USA

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 9:17 AM CST

Favorite dating profile headline I've seen recently: "It would be so much easier if I didn't have husband and a baby"

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ShortyRed
Athens, Tennessee USA

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 9:20 AM CST

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you have to find a guy with a box of matches

when you've shown him how to strike a match

show him the BBQ

BeeJay...meet me in the bbq thread LOL

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ShortyRed
Athens, Tennessee USA

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 9:22 AM CST

N/M can't find it lol

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bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 9:23 AM CST

ooooh thats a horribe thing to say ...

I mean bout thier wife and baby

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bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 9:24 AM CST

sorry lost the thread there oooppps better go make to sleep

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The_Kansan
Claxton (Powell) , Tennessee USA

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 9:29 AM CST

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Or worse, when the profile says...I'm married..........but...

WTF?!?!

Hmmm... My profile says that I'm married. Of course anyone who's been here any length of time knows that I met my wife here on CS and that I send her a flower from here every morning. We're both still here because of that feature and the friends we've made here...

I even got an e-mail this morning from someone who said that they couldn't understand why, when I appeared to love my wife so much, that I was still looking.

(I explained the situation and wished them luck in finding what I've found.)

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lovaboy
Watch This Space....!!!!...., Greater Manchester, England UK

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 9:30 AM CST

The scammers profiles really get me.....

My name is being Narkivosarella.I am wanting to be being with a good man who is going to be giving my a family and is looking after me.
Narkivosarella@ru.....whatever......

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pearl777
Plovdiv Bulgaria

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 9:32 AM CST

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The scammers profiles really get me.....

My name is being Narkivosarella.I am wanting to be being with a good man who is going to be giving my a family and is looking after me.
Narkivosarella@ru.....whatever......

i see here a danger- signal

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lovaboy
Watch This Space....!!!!...., Greater Manchester, England UK

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 9:34 AM CST

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i see here a danger- signal

ive had messages galore.....from these women with dodgy profiles....and they must think im silly...

as if we cant tell.....

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pearl777
Plovdiv Bulgaria

Posted: Sep 12, 2007, 9:36 AM CST

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ive had messages galore.....from these women with dodgy profiles....and they must think im silly... as if we cant tell.....

ur not silly but what yr twisting yr fingers there

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