Help... I am feeling very sad today

ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:24 AM CST

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Don't be sad, You woke up this morning. Thats the best way to start your day. Now if you still need to be cheered up, do as Wizzy said, only when you go to that window and open it, be topless. Guaranteed you will have lots of cheering and adoring fans in no time. Surely that will brighten your day.

LOL or end up in jail

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HeatherHoney
Middlesboro, Kentucky USA

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:25 AM CST

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In Florida a man bought a brand new Corvette. He was so excited he went straight from the dealership to the interstate to see how fast he could get it. He got to 80,100, 120 and zoomed right past a Florida state trooper. The trooper wasted no time and sped after the guy with lights flashing and siren howling. The guy got further and further away from the trooper and suddenly realized that he was being stupid and needed to stop. He pulled over to wait for the trooper. The trooper comes to the guy's window and says:

"My shift ends in 30 minutes, it's Friday and I am tired. If you can give me a really good reason for your speeding, I will just let you go without a ticket"

The guy thinks for a moment and says:

"A few years back my wife left me for a Florida state trooper .... I thought you were trying to bring her back"

The trooper smiled and said "Have a nice day"

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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:25 AM CST

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A father and son are talking just pryor to heading out the door about Sex, The Old man say's Son if you don't stop materbating, you'll go Blind...the young man says Dad Im over here.

LOL LOL

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Mitchell1
Chattanooga USA

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:27 AM CST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vY1peG8gHQ

enjoy

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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:29 AM CST

It is true when they say laughter is the best medicine.. I am feeling better already.

I love to laugh and you all have really helped me a ton!

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TheBaldGuy
MouseTrap, Florida USA

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:32 AM CST

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It is true when they say laughter is the best medicine.. I am feeling better already.

I love to laugh and you all have really helped me a ton!

Glad to be of service, ma'am.

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bluestack
Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:33 AM CST

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Hi... hope someone can cheer me up. Not sure why exactly, but I am feeling overwhelmingly sad today. Perhaps it is because of the time of year, the fact that I miss my family, or that someone seems quite interested in buying my house.

I have so much to be thankful for, but today I am having a difficult time recognising that fact.

LOL someone please make me laugh and help me pull myself out of this terrible feeling.

here is a pair of pink socks, maybe you should try them on, i got them just for you.

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Wizzie1967
Ennis Ireland

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:34 AM CST

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It is true when they say laughter is the best medicine.. I am feeling better already.

I love to laugh and you all have really helped me a ton!

a ton only????
Fuck lads...
c'mon bring the feckin shovels!!!!

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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:35 AM CST

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here is a pair of pink socks, maybe you should try them on, i got them just for you.

Thanks sweetie.... and I will try them on soon!

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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:37 AM CST

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a ton only????
Fuck lads...
c'mon bring the feckin shovels!!!!

A ton is a lot!!

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Icekrystal24
Glasgow USA

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:43 AM CST

Ok, let me give this a shot........I'm sure I can find SOMETHING to make you smile, if not fall over laughing........

We went out to eat last night to Red Lobster......did you know they only have two colors for the kids to color with? Yellow and Green.........The place is called "red" lobster.....and the coloring picture is full of lobster to color.......I know this, because we asked to color before our meals came out..........We were so distraught over this, we had a talk with the manager..........He wasn't impressed with out humor.......and actually, he was quite a dick.....so, we left him some notes to remind him they needed to get red crayons.

Did that work?........

Are you feeling better? I just woke up, so, it's not my best material....you might want to explore the "when having sex" thread........always a pretty good laugh in those........

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bluestack
Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:43 AM CST

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LOL or end up in jail

you will

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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:45 AM CST

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Ok, let me give this a shot........I'm sure I can find SOMETHING to make you smile, if not fall over laughing........

We went out to eat last night to Red Lobster......did you know they only have two colors for the kids to color with? Yellow and Green.........The place is called "red" lobster.....and the coloring picture is full of lobster to color.......I know this, because we asked to color before our meals came out..........We were so distraught over this, we had a talk with the manager..........He wasn't impressed with out humor.......and actually, he was quite a dick.....so, we left him some notes to remind him they needed to get red crayons.

Did that work?........ Are you feeling better? I just woke up, so, it's not my best material....you might want to explore the "when having sex" thread........always a pretty good laugh in those........

Thanks for that... I appreciate your effort..

I miss red lobster too...lol don't have them in the UK and if they did, they certainly wouldn't give us crayons..

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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:45 AM CST

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you will

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cristina
Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:47 AM CST

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Hi... hope someone can cheer me up. Not sure why exactly, but I am feeling overwhelmingly sad today. Perhaps it is because of the time of year, the fact that I miss my family, or that someone seems quite interested in buying my house.

I have so much to be thankful for, but today I am having a difficult time recognising that fact.

LOL someone please make me laugh and help me pull myself out of this terrible feeling.

Is your period almost coming? For me, this period is th hardest.

Try to relax with us.If it doesn't work, have a walk.Sometimes, when i stay too much at home, i feel lack of air, even with the windows all opened, mainly when i'm home alone.
Go at least to see movement of people.Don't go to cinema...it's a close place-same as home. Go see people...

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mindfful
--, Missouri USA

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:49 AM CST

when you are going thru hell-keep going-Winston Churchill

yea tho i walk THRU the valley of the shadow...
it say thru-not pitch a tent-

this too shall pass

ps-im always a willing guest at a pity party-i bring the helium-
i mean the balloons-YEAH THATS IT..balloons-

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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:49 AM CST

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Is your period almost coming? For me, this period is th hardest.

Try to relax with us.If it doesn't work, have a walk.Sometimes, when i stay too much at home, i feel lack of air, even with the windows all opened, mainly when i'm home alone.
Go at least to see movement of people.Don't go to cinema...it's a close place-same as home. Go see people...

Thanks for the advice....

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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:50 AM CST

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when you are going thru hell-keep going-Winston Churchill

yea tho i walk THRU the valley of the shadow...
it say thru-not pitch a tent-

this too shall pass

ps-im always a willing guest at a pity party-i bring the helium-
i mean the balloons-YEAH THATS IT..balloons-

LOL
Could use some of the helium right now...

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Icekrystal24
Glasgow USA

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:50 AM CST

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Thanks for that... I appreciate your effort..

I miss red lobster too...lol don't have them in the UK and if they did, they certainly wouldn't give us crayons..

Well, truth is, they didn't exactly "give" us the crayons.......BND went and got them for us..........we asked the waitress, but she thought we were kidding......we never kid about such matters as that....come on............

There were little notes left on the bottom of plates, on the glasses...on the menues...........GET RED CRAYONS...........I think we left a lasting impression...........

It's a good thing we can't afford to eat there very often......I don't think we'll be going back any time soon...........

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Wizzie1967
Ennis Ireland

Posted: Sep 23, 2007, 10:50 AM CST

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A ton is a lot!!

Still digging...
talk later...
busy...
dig dig dig

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