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After a long night of making love

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After a long night of making love




Snuggzz
Glendora, California USA
Posted: Oct 1, 2007, 4:57 AM CST
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry.


"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.



"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.



"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.



"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.



"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.



"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.






"That's me before the surgery."


dropping jaw


grin


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stefonline
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Oct 1, 2007, 4:58 AM CST
OMG........dropping jaw ......I bet he barfing up there and then........rolling on the floor laughing
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pvictoria
Victoria, Gozo Malta
Posted: Oct 1, 2007, 5:13 AM CST
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After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry.


"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.



"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.



"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.



"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.



"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.



"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.






"That's me before the surgery."








What a funny nitemarelaugh
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lovaboy
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Posted: Oct 1, 2007, 5:14 AM CST
laugh laugh 2 snips and bobs ya aunty......laugh thumbs up
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lolls
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Oct 1, 2007, 5:17 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughingrolling on the floor laughing brilliant
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Oct 1, 2007, 5:21 AM CST
In response to:
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry.


"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.



"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.



"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.



"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.



"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.



"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.






"That's me before the surgery."








in the immortal words of Elmer Fudd:"Howy Cwap"
D'oh! laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Oct 1, 2007, 5:26 AM CST
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in the immortal words of Elmer Fudd:"Howy Cwap"
and besides,y'all keeping me from going out and pay my Bills.
sigh I'm out of here.Landlord ain't gonna wait.
See you all latergrin yay
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