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FEMALE PROFILES

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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 7:23 AM CST
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Appreciated.

But your vacuum cleaner has not been working for MONTHS now, lady.

What DO you use to vacuum the carpets? An aardvark?

Really! It doesn’t take that much to replace the bag. Even I can do it after reading the manual, attending courses, drafting, evaluating and reviewing reports and consulting an acknowledged and certified factory technical guru in a funny hat. ;)



Correct observation Killingtime blushing

So it doesnt impair my image as tidy Lady, I dumped the vacuum cleaner from my profile and made major changes. Please peruse batting eyelashes

With respect to the vacuum cleaner itself; I rang my Ex who gladly came over and changed the bag. Conversation developed and he let on he missed its suction ability sigh A dialog I could have done without... smile

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LadyHawk75
Ocean Shores, Washington USA
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 7:26 AM CST
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Correct observation Killingtime

So it doesnt impair my image as tidy Lady, I dumped the vacuum cleaner from my profile and made major changes. Please peruse

With respect to the vacuum cleaner itself; I rang my Ex who gladly came over and changed the bag. Conversation developed and he let on he missed its suction ability A dialog I could have done without...

Oh my. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 7:41 AM CST
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Just came across this thread.

It was me he wrote to and I said I am writing to someone.
Which is the truth.

The poster suggested I should change my profile.
I replied it was an excellent idea, but I won’t follow through.
He didn’t ask why.
That’s it in a nutshell.

I am writing to someone. Most of us are writing at one time or another to someone. Taking partner search seriously, I only direct my attention to one person at a time. This can take a week, 2 weeks … or whatever … until I figured out whether there is enough bases to continue.

Should I change my profile on a weekly basis from “seeking partner” to “taken and looking for friends only”? Doesn’t make sense.

Wouldn’t it be like putting a house on the market, and while negotiating with one potential buyer withdraw all the ads?

Its too time consuming writing extensively to every Tom, Dick, and Harry.

Furthermore, wouldn’t I be writing to someone, he would have received the reply: "Thank you for writing to me, but I am looking for someone within my age group”.
You Ladies know what cute replies we then end up receiving. “Oh, age doesn’t matter to me”, “I prefer mature women” blar blar…

Heck, but it does matter to me.

I want someone of my level of life experience, someone who knows what I am talking off, when I refer to something having happened when I was 12 or 14 years old…whereas he at the time was in nappies and wouldn’t recall.

However, dear readers please note I am one of the 9 out of the 10

Well I hope you at least got a free gift for participating in the study!!!!!!!!!


laugh dunno D'oh! grin
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HzChld
Somewhere in the middle, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 7:53 AM CST
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Well I hope you at least got a free gift for participating in the study!!!!!!!!!


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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 8:07 AM CST
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Well I hope you at least got a free gift for participating in the study!!!!!!!!!



rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing You are spot on!
Never knew why I got those 100 frangers in the mail the other day. laugh

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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 8:09 AM CST
I got a really cool key fob last time. It has a flashlight built into it. But the battery was dead...blues
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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 8:17 AM CST
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A reseach have shown that nine out of every ten mails sent to females by males received a respond that they already have or writing to somebody. This mean that a minimum 90 percent of females should update their profiles and stop wasting interesting people time.

I think it will remain unchange because nine out of every ten females with this problem said they will not change their profiles.

Actually, it's only a matter of finding that 10 % and you are fine.

If you write to 100 woman the ratio of 10 to pick from is quite something.

Imagine if you wrote to 5000 Ladies you get an output of 500. wow!

Its like panning for gold... laugh

Quantity, continuity and last not least perseverance, is what it boils down to professor
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 11:21 AM CST
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Actually, it's only a matter of finding that 10 % and you are fine.

If you write to 100 woman the ratio of 10 to pick from is quite something.

Imagine if you wrote to 5000 Ladies you get an output of 500.

Its like panning for gold...

Quantity, continuity and last not least perseverance, is what it boils down to
So, Uli....

If I write to you ten times will I get 1 response?? rolling on the floor laughing

Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please

dancing banana
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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 11:40 AM CST
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So, Uli....

If I write to you ten times will I get 1 response??

Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please

As most women I am running split personalities, Fallingman. laugh

You just have to catch the right moment of the day and day itself … don’t forget to taking the moon cycle into consideration.

Full moon I usually get banned for a day.

Software available:

I. Girl
II. Sister
III. Mother
IV. Wife
V. Business women
VI. Women of the year
VII. Blonde
VIII. Witch
IX. Princess
X. Tramp, Harlot (sub or dom upon request) batting eyelashes


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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 11:44 AM CST
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As most women I am running split personalities, Fallingman.

You just have to catch the right moment of the day and day itself … don’t forget to taking the moon cycle into consideration.

Full moon I usually get banned for a day.

Software available:

I. Girl
II. Sister
III. Mother
IV. Wife
V. Business women
VI. Women of the year
VII. Blonde
VIII. Witch
IX. Princess
X. Tramp, Harlot (sub or dom upon request)





This sounds like Russian Roulette with quite a lot of bullets in the ten barrels!!!

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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 11:46 AM CST
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This sounds like Russian Roulette with quite a lot of bullets in the ten barrels!!!

read profile

Courage is a prerequisite! rolling on the floor laughing
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 11:55 AM CST
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Courage is a prerequisite!
~That and a bullet proof hide!
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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 11:57 AM CST
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~That and a bullet proof hide!
I'd be stupid shootin' below the belt. Might as well stay single then laugh
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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, England UK
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 11:59 AM CST
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Wow. And I thought I had problems with my approach...
Mmmmm... if u go around telling women they smell of cheese... u may want to re-think that, eh? dunno D'oh! rolling on the floor laughing
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smoky
Unterland, Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 12:23 PM CST
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The study has reveal what i said. Frankly i can say the smartest and most honest person i ever met so far is Somky.
Hi... Somky the Webslinger here ... Smartest Woman on This Forum ... All to take note, huh?

Truly amazing ... as I sling myself from building to building suspended by only the elastic on my knickers, risking my life to prevent earthlings from suicidal actions .... I find this most charming intelligent fellow African from my Continent voting me Most Intelligent Life-form here!

You see, you all gotta understand ..... It Takes One, to Recognise One!

I just wish some folk could get my name right .... its SMOKY, as in Volcano ..... I was born during the volcanic eruption of Vesuvius, the one that buried Atlantis. I survived cause I was out on my surfboard that day.
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roseofsharon
Casa Felice, Southampton, England UK
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 12:28 PM CST
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Hi... Somky the Webslinger here ... Smartest Woman on This Forum ... All to take note, huh?

Truly amazing ... as I sling myself from building to building suspended by only the elastic on my knickers, risking my life to prevent earthlings from suicidal actions .... I find this most charming intelligent fellow African from my Continent voting me Most Intelligent Life-form here!

You see, you all gotta understand ..... It Takes One, to Recognise One!

I just wish some folk could get my name right .... its SMOKY, as in Volcano ..... I was born during the volcanic eruption of Vesuvius, the one that buried Atlantis. I survived cause I was out on my surfboard that day.
Ahhh haa.... truly a sharp wit! thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 12:48 PM CST
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Hi... Somky the Webslinger here ... Smartest Woman on This Forum ... All to take note, huh?

Truly amazing ... as I sling myself from building to building suspended by only the elastic on my knickers, risking my life to prevent earthlings from suicidal actions .... I find this most charming intelligent fellow African from my Continent voting me Most Intelligent Life-form here!

You see, you all gotta understand ..... It Takes One, to Recognise One!

I just wish some folk could get my name right .... its SMOKY, as in Volcano ..... I was born during the volcanic eruption of Vesuvius, the one that buried Atlantis. I survived cause I was out on my surfboard that day.
Geeze you're a well-kept women laugh hug kiss I've been to Pompeji and seen the damage laugh
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stefonline
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 12:51 PM CST
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Hi... Somky the Webslinger here ... Smartest Woman on This Forum ... All to take note, huh?

Truly amazing ... as I sling myself from building to building suspended by only the elastic on my knickers, risking my life to prevent earthlings from suicidal actions .... I find this most charming intelligent fellow African from my Continent voting me Most Intelligent Life-form here!

You see, you all gotta understand ..... It Takes One, to Recognise One!

I just wish some folk could get my name right .... its SMOKY, as in Volcano ..... I was born during the volcanic eruption of Vesuvius, the one that buried Atlantis. I survived cause I was out on my surfboard that day.
My oh My that is some strong elastic you have on those knickers of yours.....head banger
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smoky
Unterland, Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Oct 4, 2007, 11:28 PM CST
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Geeze you're a well-kept women I've been to Pompeji and seen the damage
Oh sorry, in my haste I made a small error ..... I was born during the eruption of Vesuvius, and it was my Mother who was out on Her surfboard that day ... So I was born on a surfboard, while the volcano erupted ..... a very lucky sign, and the reason I have these amazing powers, wit, charm, and never fading beauty.

I am so old now, and had so many husbands, I have decided to stop collecting them, rather collect something else more interesting ... like rocks, and other items ... things that dont talk.
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Posted: Oct 4, 2007, 11:33 PM CST
i like shiny things
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