Posted: Oct 4, 2007, 11:37 PM CST
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Oh sorry, in my haste I made a small error ..... I was born during the eruption of Vesuvius, and it was my Mother who was out on Her surfboard that day ... So I was born on a surfboard, while the volcano erupted ..... a very lucky sign, and the reason I have these amazing powers, wit, charm, and never fading beauty.
I am so old now, and had so many husbands, I have decided to stop collecting them, rather collect something else more interesting ... like rocks, and other items ... things that dont talk.

Hi Smoky