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An Engineer in Hell . . .

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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 4:39 PM CST
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After awhile, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.

One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."

God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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your_destiny
Utrecht, Utrecht Netherlands
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 4:45 PM CST
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 5:56 PM CST
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An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After awhile, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.

One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."

God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
in Hell,where else?
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 6:00 PM CST
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Oslojente
Olso, Oslo Norway
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 6:03 PM CST
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Anyone know a good lawyer? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Speightstown, Saint Peter Barbados
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 6:05 PM CST
Really good!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 6:07 PM CST
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An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After awhile, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.

One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."

God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
The "Devil's Advocate" takes on a whole new meaning.
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AnAngelAlways
Joshua , Texas USA
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 6:14 PM CST
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bray, Wicklow Ireland
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 6:15 PM CST
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CLLGEGRL
San Antonio, Texas USA
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 8:18 PM CST
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Mysticalguy
Evansville, Indiana USA
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 8:19 PM CST

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Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 8:21 PM CST
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LucidBlue
Good Bye, Florida USA
Posted: Oct 2, 2007, 8:28 PM CST
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