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If aliens landed in your back yard, and you were the first one they saw, what would you say to them

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If aliens landed in your back yard, and you were the first one they saw, what would you say to them




wojo9
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 5:14 PM CST
Hey I would say Hi its about time you showed yourself to me! Now lets get to work cleaning things up! I need your help curing cancer and a hell of alot of other diseases! Then we gotta do something about cleaning the air the water and the land pollution! But first we gotta deal with the leaders of all the countries and their people! We you and I are going to show them who is boss once and for all! The leaders will be forced to listen to me and on how we are going to do the things I've listed or they will be punished to death and all their monies will be put in my hands to further a clean peaceful world! If the money is needed to do it! If they don't like it too f''ckin bad they can leave! and they will be terminated! They have had control over the worlds population to long and the earth & its inhabitants have been suffering because of it more and more everyday!
Wojo
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Lillyofthevalley
St John's, Newfoundland Canada
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 5:15 PM CST
I'm tired of this F$%#ing tredmill (it hurts my hip and I might be needed that in the future)do you have anything in that ship of yours to do something about this that don't require me killing myself...oh yeah and while yer there we have Cancer, aids, bird flu, poverty, flesh eating diseases, sars, assholes can you do anything bout those diseases as well there are others but to name a few...
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Katine76
Moncton Canada
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 5:17 PM CST
Well to be honest its hard to say how I would react lol but most likely I would probably stand there flabbergasted and stuttering and frozen still lol

Tracy :o)
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Abracadabra
Heaven, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 5:20 PM CST
If aliens landed in your back yard without your permission wouldn't that automatically make them "Illegal Aliens"?
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Unionjoe
Media, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 5:24 PM CST
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Well to be honest its hard to say how I would react lol but most likely I would probably stand there flabbergasted and stuttering and frozen still lol

Tracy :o)
I admire your honesty, Katine. I don't really know what I would do, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't run if they didn't shoot at me. My curiousity would make me stay and at least try to communicate. (especially if they looked like windygirl with nice tah-tahs, and waverider, lol. I'd have to discover if they had been eavesdropping on the forums)
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niceguy78
St Catharines, Ontario Canada
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 5:25 PM CST
I would ask them what they thought of my profile! Or I would say "How you doing?" one or the other
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Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 5:29 PM CST
I would say excuse me 1 second I have to change my pants
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wojo9
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 5:36 PM CST
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Well to be honest its hard to say how I would react lol but most likely I would probably stand there flabbergasted and stuttering and frozen still lol

Tracy :o)
Why would you be fabbergasted? Wouldn't you be relieved to finally have proof in front of you as to why the govt is spending so much f''cking money in space and not on the people of this planet! I sure would like some proof for everyone at the same time so their is no question!Anymore!
Anyone that thinks we are the only living creatures in this universe is shalow and got way to much money and time to play with! There is definately sumthin out there! When you look at another person technically speaking they are an alien! That person don't look like anybody else and unless they are really ugly you are not fabbergasted are you? So what if a wierd looking being wanted to live with us in peace it would be just like your average ugly neighbor lol lol
wojo
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niceguy78
St Catharines, Ontario Canada
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 5:41 PM CST
It sounds like your trying to run for miss universe contest! I'm sorry I couldn't help my self I had to say it.
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metalheart3000
SSM, Ontario Canada
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 5:41 PM CST
How’s it goin’ alien dudes? Welcome to our most excellent planet.
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Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 5:48 PM CST
Well..If they looked like that I wouldn't know what to say, Probably give them a chance. Can't judge a book by it's cover.
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Unionjoe
Media, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 6:19 PM CST
Maybe I would ask them too if they had anything better than sex in thier society, lol.
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solowolf
oklahoma city, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 6:28 PM CST
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I could live with that.
me too... us guys ain't doing to great of a job...lets see what the women can do
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solowolf
oklahoma city, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 6:31 PM CST
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me too... us guys ain't doing to great of a job...lets see what the women can do
I'ld try to confuse them out and say greetings earthlings.
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poniepower
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 6:38 PM CST
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What would you say? Would you try to make peace, or run, or what? What if the females looked like windygirl, only with bigger tah-tahs? And maybe the males looked like waverider, only with long, purple hair? This is a highjack-free thread, say anything you want. Just have fun and don't get P'ssd off.
"Get the f*ck out of my back yard!!! Look at the ruts your damn ship is gonna leave!!!"
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Unionjoe
Media, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 6:40 PM CST
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"Get the f*ck out of my back yard!!! Look at the ruts your damn ship is gonna leave!!!"
Ponie, I figured you'd ask them for some smirnoffs, lmao
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poniepower
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 6:43 PM CST
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Ponie, I figured you'd ask them for some smirnoffs, lmao
LOL Nah, I got some today.....and..can you BELIEVE I only had ONE!!! (shakes head in shame)
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euro_doll
Sydney, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 7:11 PM CST
klahgdlifg lkjhl!;ohl; hl3@#$% luiotgoi

osdofibk lkgskgk n lhlhgligf liytttttow83&&^*^

don't worry if you cant understand- thay will
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Unionjoe
Media, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 7:14 PM CST
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klahgdlifg lkjhl!;ohl; hl3@#$% luiotgoi

osdofibk lkgskgk n lhlhgligf liytttttow83&&^*^

don't worry if you cant understand- thay will
AH,HA, I knew that there was no women as beautiful as that in Europe, I knew you were really an alien! HA,HA now I've exposed you..............
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Unionjoe
Media, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Mar 12, 2006, 7:15 PM CST
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AH,HA, I knew that there was no women as beautiful as that in Europe, I knew you were really an alien! HA,HA now I've exposed you..............
lol, did I say Europe, lmao, meant New Zealand, hahahahahaha
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