Posted: Oct 13, 2007, 10:34 AM CST
well, I don't know, Husky! Desperate times call for desperate measures!!
I mean, lets say you are in the housewares section, and you poke her in the eyes with a skewer, before she realizes who it was that did it, you call 911 and ask for help.
She isn't aware that you did this to her, she thinks you are a hero. She gives you a passionate kiss to thank you and vows her love forever!!
Too bad she did from loss of blood while in the anbulance, though! It's better to have loved and lost than to never love at all