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Imasquirly1 Pontoon Beach, Illinois USA
[top] Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:04 AM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.'
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your fly is open.' He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, 'When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?' The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said 'No, no I didn 't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags'.
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MusicEqualsLife Edison, New Jersey USA
[top] Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:07 AM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
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samo19 Melbourne, Victoria Australia
[top] Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:10 AM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
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A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.'
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your fly is open.' He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, 'When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?' The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said 'No, no I didn 't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags'.
that s just hillariousrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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speedy5662 Tulsa USA
[top] Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:10 AM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
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well at least she didn't say a Civil war veteranrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Imasquirly1 Pontoon Beach, Illinois USA
[top] Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:12 AM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
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well at least she didn't say a Civil war veteran
sticking out tongue I guesssticking out tongue

I have a bunch of these saved in my emails....I just have to pick and choose...some are too raunchy to put on CS
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speedy5662 Tulsa USA
[top] Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:13 AM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
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I guess

I have a bunch of these saved in my emails....I just have to pick and choose...some are too raunchy to put on CS
you can always copy and paste them into my email on heregrin
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Imasquirly1 Pontoon Beach, Illinois USA
[top] Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:18 AM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
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you can always copy and paste them into my email on here
not all of them, some are too large (can only be 4000 characters) but I will send some of them to you...probably not tonight...gettingyawn zzzz need to go to bed....rolling eyes
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speedy5662 Tulsa USA
[top] Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:20 AM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
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not all of them, some are too large (can only be 4000 characters) but I will send some of them to you...probably not tonight...getting need to go to bed....
ok well just send some when you can and then i will give you my private email...so you can get me the big ones....Nighthug
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rivame melbourne, Victoria Australia
[top] Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:24 AM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
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thanks for sharing this one..thumbs up
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pylgrym Atlanta, Georgia USA
[top] Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:10 PM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
Just THANKFUL I ain't diabled in.... THAT department!applause
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Blossoms Portugal till March, England UK
[top] Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:12 PM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
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A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.'
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your fly is open.' He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, 'When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?' The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said 'No, no I didn 't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags'.
D'oh! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Wilki Middletown, Ohio USA
[top] Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:12 PM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
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A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.'
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your fly is open.' He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, 'When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?' The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said 'No, no I didn 't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags'.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
My God - what a GEM!!!
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roseofsharon Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
[top] Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:12 PM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
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A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.'
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your fly is open.' He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, 'When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?' The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said 'No, no I didn 't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags'.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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76c3heater west palm beach USA
[top] Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:15 PM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
rolling on the floor laughing LOL thats greatrolling on the floor laughing
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Dknew Lee, New Hampshire USA
[top] Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:18 PM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
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A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.'
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your fly is open.' He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, 'When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?' The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said 'No, no I didn 't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags'.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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bubbles69 Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK
[top] Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:29 PM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
sticking out tongue dancing banana We want more. yay
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KittenLove San Antonio, Texas USA
[top] Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:14 PM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
laugh
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xoredheadxo Richwood, West Virginia USA
[top] Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:25 AM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
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Excellent!!!
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drivenbysound Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
[top] Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:39 AM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
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A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.'
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your fly is open.' He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, 'When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?' The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said 'No, no I didn 't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags'.
Lol..good joke

Don't know about the lady being naturally smarter than the man, but.....
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SusieRR northeast, Ohio USA
[top] Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:47 AM CST : This would be embarrassing :>)
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A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.'
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your fly is open.' He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, 'When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?' The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said 'No, no I didn 't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags'.
rolling on the floor laughing
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