DinaD
Bristol, Tennessee USA
Posted: Oct 21, 2007, 10:25 PM CST
Mine would be true if it said:
You won't sleep Saturday night. You will wake up horribly late Sunday afternoon, and you will wake up to the sound of your son complaining because you are out of soda and snacks and how you need to go shopping.
Then you will get up, piss around on the computer for a hour while you gulp coffee and try to clear the cobwebs from your head. Then you will go on an excruciating shopping trip to a crowded store where every isle is blocked with gossiping seniors and mothers with litters of kids running wild, screaming, and knocking things down.
Then your son will try to talk you into purchasing a new video game, but you talk him out of it so he can save up for that new xbox for xmas.
Then you will get in the checkout line behind a lady with 654654654 coupons and writing a check and doesn't know the date and wants her bags packed in a particular manner.
Then you will go home, chat with a friend from the UK for a couple of hours before logging off, feeling totally annoyed that you still haven't unpacked the groceries from your car.
Then you will unpack the food, and trip over your cat several times while doing so.
Then you will sample some of the newly purchased snacks, let the dog out who will get tangled around the tree in the yard, forcing you to go free him.
Then you will sit at the pc feeling defeated on getting anything constructive done, and say "I'll do it tomorrow, screw it" and you will check email, check your sales online, then log on CS to piss away a few more hours.......