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Thumb Sucking . . .

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Thumb Sucking . . .

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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Nov 29, 2007, 2:21 PM CST
A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit.

Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon."

Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh ... I know what you've been doing."
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scarlets
llanelli, Dyfed, Wales UK
Posted: Nov 29, 2007, 2:22 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing good one mate!
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