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Evil Wish Game




themechanic
No, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 2:43 PM CST
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Granted but the plane has engine trouble and crashes and you are never seen again

Did you E-mail or Flower?


Wish I could build my dream PC
Granted but is a factory recall

I wish I had better lines than these
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76c3heater
west palm beach USA
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 2:45 PM CST
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Granted but is a factory recall

I wish I had better lines than these
Granted you are a pimp, but get busted the next day, and become BUBA's bich..

I wish UFO would answer
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Eupho
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 2:45 PM CST
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Granted but is a factory recall

I wish I had better lines than these
Granted... you become a writer.. but for a ladies mag that no one reads.


I wish it wasnt so windy!
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Eupho
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 2:46 PM CST
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Granted you are a pimp, but get busted the next day, and become BUBA's bich..

I wish UFO would answer
Granted.. I did. but you are blind and havent seen it yet!

I wish I had cruise ship!
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themechanic
No, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 2:47 PM CST
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Granted... you become a writer.. but for a ladies mag that no one reads.


I wish it wasnt so windy!
granted but now your computer runs on wind power


I wish dogs disnt whine
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 2:47 PM CST
Your wish is granted...but it is a UFO cruise ship, complete with anal probes...wich might not be so bad if you're into that sort of thing.




I wish I had a monkey.
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76c3heater
west palm beach USA
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 2:55 PM CST
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Your wish is granted...but it is a UFO cruise ship, complete with anal probes...wich might not be so bad if you're into that sort of thing.




I wish I had a monkey.
Granted but it is a horney little bastard and humps everything in your house leaving tell tail signs everywhere it goes

I wish my MP3 players battery never ran down
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rivame
melbourne, Victoria Australia
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 2:57 PM CST
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Granted but it is a horney little bastard and humps everything in your house leaving tell tail signs everywhere it goes

I wish my MP3 players battery never ran down
granted but its now a vibrator

i wish upon a star
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 3:00 PM CST
Granted but the star is the dude that played Napolean Dynamite.


I wish I could Salsa Dance.
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themechanic
No, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 3:01 PM CST
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granted but its now a vibrator

i wish upon a star
Granted but the star is on Hollywood blvd and has squashed bubble gum all over it


I wish I lived in the outback
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SilentAngel
jeffersonville, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 3:04 PM CST
Granted but you are now stuck as a server making little to no tips and having to put up with rude customers...

I wish I could go back in time ...
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rivame
melbourne, Victoria Australia
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 3:04 PM CST
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Granted but the star is on Hollywood blvd and has squashed bubble gum all over it


I wish I lived in the outback
granted but youll have swim to australia

i wish i could fly
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 3:07 PM CST
You can fly...but it's in a UFO, and they got those damn anal probe things.


I still wish I could Salsa Dance.
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themechanic
No, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 3:09 PM CST
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You can fly...but it's in a UFO, and they got those damn anal probe things.


I still wish I could Salsa Dance.
Granted but you are now female and its ladies night

I wish I had a dollar
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rivame
melbourne, Victoria Australia
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 3:10 PM CST
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You can fly...but it's in a UFO, and they got those damn anal probe things.


I still wish I could Salsa Dance.
granted but you have to wear a dress

wish I could climb mt everest
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ericthall
Asheville USA
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 3:15 PM CST
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Granted as long as no one can see you have done so



I wish for power

Granted as you hear now ordered by the great state you will have 50,000 watts run through your body until you are dead


I wish i could have more wishes
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ericthall
Asheville USA
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 3:16 PM CST
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granted but you have to wear a dress

wish I could climb mt everest
Granted but due to a large earthquake everest now stand 50 foot high

I wish i had a life
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themechanic
No, Wisconsin USA
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 3:16 PM CST
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Granted as you hear now ordered by the great state you will have 50,000 watts run through your body until you are dead


I wish i could have more wishes
rolling on the floor laughing granted but every wish you make gets worse than the one before



I wish I knew the national debt
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ericthall
Asheville USA
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 3:18 PM CST
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granted but every wish you make gets worse than the one before



I wish I knew the national debt
granted now you are responsible to pay it back

i wish i had a snickers
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markmeunier
Timmins, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 4, 2007, 3:18 PM CST
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Granted but due to a large earthquake everest now stand 50 foot high

I wish i had a life
Granted but as the life you took was not your own you are sentenced to death for murder.

I wish I had your shirt.
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