Men V Women...are we really this different

bdsmman
Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Dec 5, 2007, 2:37 PM CST

WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA

Posted: Dec 5, 2007, 2:40 PM CST

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hrt4lse
Redding, California USA

Posted: Dec 5, 2007, 2:59 PM CST

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WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Sounds about right.

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HJFinAZ
Sun CIty, Arizona USA

Posted: Dec 5, 2007, 3:02 PM CST

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Sounds about right.

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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nottoo25
Edmonton, Alberta Canada

Posted: Dec 5, 2007, 3:04 PM CST

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WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Ok, read it, heard it before.
Probably about right.
Knew you were a little Irish

lol

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Tori1971
wollongong, New South Wales Australia

Posted: Dec 5, 2007, 3:04 PM CST

That was funny lol

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bdsmman
Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Dec 5, 2007, 3:06 PM CST

Was sent to me by a friend, made me laugh - I don't believe we are that different, seems women do

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nottoo25
Edmonton, Alberta Canada

Posted: Dec 5, 2007, 3:09 PM CST

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Was sent to me by a friend, made me laugh - I don't believe we are that different, seems women do

It was funny. And no I don't believe all men feel that differently but some sure do. Not you eh? Must be a little

then.
lol I stand corrected.

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