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"True" Friendship -

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again.. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

Friends mean a lot to me.. I would do everything i could for them !!

you are indeed a true good friend

yea good friends don't let friends drive drunk , awesome frineds help you hide the bodies

Thats the kind f pal I like.

Good one Indy !!!

Great stuff...

now thats friendship right to the core!!!!!!!!!!!

That's me........... Mr. Sensitivity

better than how many friends do u have ? what would you do for them and vice versa.

There ya go.......I agree

I have been a good friend and didn't even realize it. Thanks for helping me see what a true friend I have been to a few.

I'm here to serve Dave......here to serve~

Hilarious, I loved it!!!!

Indy - you forgot the best one.

(Btw- I love those!)

The one that says something like -

when you are arrested, your best friend will be with you (where else would they be?) Saying "Hey, isn't this cool?"

Anyone know the quote I am looking for?

Thanks Indy.

If you get arrested, a friend will bail you out, but a good friend will be sitting next to you in the cell.

everyone needs a friend like you Indy...