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Blonde~

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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 8, 2007, 6:29 PM CST
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared
up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on
a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think
he'll jump?"

Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier
on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do
it again."

Bob took the money.

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bubbles69
Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK
Posted: Dec 8, 2007, 6:32 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing x 100
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Fellfrosch
At home, Thuringia Germany
Posted: Dec 8, 2007, 6:33 PM CST
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 8, 2007, 6:49 PM CST
In response to:
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared
up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on
a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think
he'll jump?"

Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier
on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do
it again."

Bob took the money.

HEY, dude.....!!!!! scold

Nahhh.....!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Dec 8, 2007, 6:53 PM CST
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HEY, dude.....!!!!!

Nahhh.....!!
Alison...need to borrow 20 bucks?laugh
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 8, 2007, 6:56 PM CST
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Alison...need to borrow 20 bucks?
dropping jaw Arrrhhhh, Ken!!! I thought I could at least rely on you...?? sigh moping crying
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 8, 2007, 7:05 PM CST


all in fun......all in fun. If you know any redhead jokes...toss them at me.... grin
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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Dec 8, 2007, 8:51 PM CST
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Rickster
New York, New York USA
Posted: Dec 8, 2007, 8:52 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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lewinmaximus
morden, Manitoba Canada
Posted: Dec 8, 2007, 8:59 PM CST
oh damned , im too blonde to understand...


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*loool*
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