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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 9, 2007, 4:35 PM CST
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"




He responded,


"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone
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plughead
ballina, Mayo Ireland
Posted: Dec 9, 2007, 4:36 PM CST
In response to:
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"




He responded,


"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA
Posted: Dec 9, 2007, 4:36 PM CST
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PILIPALA
Cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Posted: Dec 9, 2007, 4:36 PM CST
Very funny rolling on the floor laughing
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Fellfrosch
At home, Thuringia Germany
Posted: Dec 9, 2007, 4:37 PM CST
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StarliteFantazy
FantazyLand, Missouri USA
Posted: Dec 9, 2007, 5:26 PM CST
In response to:
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"




He responded,


"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone
sticking out tongue of course Indy would find this one

rolling on the floor laughing
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Dec 9, 2007, 6:21 PM CST
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Dec 9, 2007, 7:06 PM CST
good one indyrolling on the floor laughing
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Dknew
Warner, New Hampshire USA
Posted: Dec 9, 2007, 7:07 PM CST
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Dknew
Warner, New Hampshire USA
Posted: Dec 9, 2007, 7:09 PM CST
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Kind of like Fly fishing, Never saw the point and couldn't find hooks that small rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Dec 9, 2007, 7:22 PM CST
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Good one. Even I can remember that one for future reference...
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 9, 2007, 10:48 PM CST
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Good one. Even I can remember that one for future reference...



You're doing better than me then........hell, I can't remember squat~ crying
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Dec 10, 2007, 8:18 AM CST
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