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I am an elderly lady and I live alone, but I don't get lonely. I have some men friends who keep me company. I take long walks with Charlie Horse, eat meals with Will Power, and spend my days with Arthur I. Tis and my nights with Ben Gay...

Things are not the same. Everything is farther away than it used to be. It is twice as far to the corner and they added a hill I noticed. I have given up running for the bus, it seems so much faster than it used to be...

It seems too, that they are making stairs steeper than in the old days and have you noticed the smaller print in the newspapers these days? There is no sense in asking anyone to read it aloud, they speak in such low voices, I can hardly hear them...

Even people are changing! They are so much younger than they were when I was their age. On the other hand, people my age are so much older than I am. I ran into a classmate of mine and she had aged so much she didn't recognize me!

I got to thinking about the poor thing this morning when I was combing my hair in the mirror and in doing so, I glanced at my reflection.....and confound it, they don't even make mirrors like they used to!!!

I found this poem whilst looking for one I have about santa claus....I still havent found the one about Santa but thought this one was cute......maybe he will leave another one in my stocking....

Yep,I think it is a Conspiracy!!!!!!!!!

yep...to promote...botox, boob jobs and exercise equipment...

cute, I was hoping you weren't going to mention Ben Dover?

Thanks I thought it was me, now I know it is the world that is changing. Someone should come and fix it before it gets too bad and I cannot catch the bus at all and those stairs have to be repaired right away.

come into the girls playground and have a drink and dance

I hate to tell you, but things continue to change for the worse. I think it is some kind of conspiracy.

its not what you beleive that counts, its what you count that you beleive.













deep .....but true.

"Even people are changing! They are so much younger than they were when I was their age. On the other hand, people my age are so much older than I am. I ran into a classmate of mine and she had aged so much she didn't recognize me!"

I've noticed this too. Glad I am not alone.

I am too young to be old.....

Dang mirrors

yep...me too...that's why i have gone and smashed every mirror in my home.....

You look terrific Jodi...mirrors everywhere love you!!!!

I am soooo happy it is not just me.........I try not to look into those stupid mirrors!!! I'd like to find one like they used to make.

awww thats sweet thank you....anyway, i dont need a mirror to see myself I know who I am.....

About mirrors, I don't understand why they show my hair the wrong color, I know it is brown but cannot understand where the grey came from.

I can explain that...you see there are these lil imps that seem to show up after age 35 and they ...much like the brownies of old....get together and change your appearance overnight...it their way of partying.....some days I wake up and don't recognize myself ...never mind my hair color....

Time to stop the party and everyone has to go home. Now we should all return to normal, if not who has the time machine.

boo fricken hooo people

count yer blessins

i spent time in a wheelchair and almost died

besides jodi hooooney
no one on CS is over 40 are they?


who knows that song
'love is so much better the second tiiiime around shooby doo doo-ah'

besides-i still look hot
and since i was inactive during my sposed peak years
i figger i got ALOT in the reserve baBY!!!