What is the biggest turn off in bed?

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What is the biggest turn off in bed?




Eupho
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:05 AM CST
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And I just forgot to click yes to reply to Lionheart's huh? post that was replying to my ... never mind, I'm going to bed now!
haha well I knew what you meant. laugh sleep well hug
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Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:06 AM CST
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when your praying for a silent one, and it comes out like thunderCLAP , this has never happened to me.... erm.... read it on a forum...erm
Mine are always silent but deadly...grin
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Eupho
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:08 AM CST
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Mine are always silent but deadly...
They're silent as a tiny mouse..
They do not make a sound..
They warm up in your trouser legs..
and waft for miles around.

(Silent farts. by Purple Ronnie) laugh
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zooguy
knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:08 AM CST
I think you left out some really big turn-offs: Throwing up, scabs, and excessive ass hair. christmas happy
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Eupho
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:09 AM CST
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I think you left out some really big turn-offs: Throwing up, scabs, and excessive ass hair.
rolling on the floor laughing ewwwwwwwwwww
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Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:09 AM CST
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They're silent as a tiny mouse..
They do not make a sound..
They warm up in your trouser legs..
and waft for miles around.

(Silent farts. by Purple Ronnie)
Sometimes...laugh blushing blushing
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Eupho
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:10 AM CST
Why would there be scabs?

Ass hair?... on a woman? laugh ....


and throwing up? In bed? barfing Yuck laugh
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pearl777
Plovdiv Bulgaria
Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:11 AM CST
Asking me how it is for me.This is not the mark of a confident lover.christmas happy
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Eupho
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:11 AM CST
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Asking me how it is for me.This is not the mark of a confident lover.
laugh lol wave
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pearl777
Plovdiv Bulgaria
Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:12 AM CST
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lol
grin
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zooguy
knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:15 AM CST
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Why would there be scabs?

Ass hair?... on a woman? ....


and throwing up? In bed? Yuck
not that any of those things ever happened to me...I'm just saying...
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Eupho
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:18 AM CST
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not that any of those things ever happened to me...I'm just saying...
Oh that just reminded me!

I was once with someone who was sat naked on the side of the bed.. as he slid forward to get up off the bed.. he left a little *trail* behind.. laugh

THAT was a turn off! blues laugh
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:28 AM CST
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Oh that just reminded me!

I was once with someone who was sat naked on the side of the bed.. as he slid forward to get up off the bed.. he left a little *trail* behind..

THAT was a turn off!
Yep, that would mad eMr. Happy lose interest...laugh
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zooguy
knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:36 AM CST
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Oh that just reminded me!

I was once with someone who was sat naked on the side of the bed.. as he slid forward to get up off the bed.. he left a little *trail* behind..

THAT was a turn off!
SKID MARKS! EEEEEEWWWWW!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:37 AM CST
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Oh that just reminded me!

I was once with someone who was sat naked on the side of the bed.. as he slid forward to get up off the bed.. he left a little *trail* behind..

THAT was a turn off!
dropping jaw D'oh!
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Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:37 AM CST
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comfort
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Eupho
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:37 AM CST
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SKID MARKS! EEEEEEWWWWW!!!
I know... I was like that > dropping jaw dropping jaw


He went to the bathroom... then came back to bed.. and I was CRINGING!! laugh
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pearl777
Plovdiv Bulgaria
Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:38 AM CST
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Laughing, for some reason they always laugh... hmmmmm
Sex is funny. Actually its hilarious. Somewhere along the line, someone is going to fall off of a bed, hit their head on a lighting fixture, accidentally kick a midget or trip over a trip.

christmas happy
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Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:39 AM CST
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I know... I was like that >


He went to the bathroom... then came back to bed.. and I was CRINGING!!
Well...YAH!!...laugh
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Eupho
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Dec 15, 2007, 3:39 AM CST
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I know... I was like that >


He went to the bathroom... then came back to bed.. and I was CRINGING!!
It's bad enough having to tell someone they have spinach in their teeth...

but HOW and what the heck would you say in that situation? haha
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