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you're a weed!

at this point ,as i have stated before,if you have busfare and a penis your in,lol

















just joking for the humor impaired

Why, at 31, do I still laugh when I read the word "penis". That's just a funny word. Seems they could've come up with a more manly technical term.

Yes, Lilly, I am a weed. I'm one of those dead dandolion thingies that look cool when you blow it. WOO HOO!

Hey a Weed is just a heardy flower growing in a place someone doesn't want it too....

Jax.....check out ourpleasures.com....I can run and do a pick up for you and I bet the postage will be alot cheaper than a ticket...LMAO

Hardy

thank you lilly your a doll.;)lol

A blow up one?

ahhhhhhh no.lol

Want one with skin...not paper...be taping the bugger up all the time...and, showers together...well...might not work.

First post for me here but lets see how I do. Thread answer is OR lol really I mean is the brown bag soggy or a bit wet on the bottom? Or is there a faint aroma of an apple pie coming from it? as well as the Pretty Package.. Does it have a bad odor or maybe a break somewhere in the corner to give away. Thinking.. hmm... real questions... Yes I would be interested in a relationship been in a few like that and they usually are the same as the head turners. Only difference is the head turners seem to be more "realisitic" I believe this comes from more socail interaction. Looks first and then personality? Yes. not to be shallow, but don't we all at first glance? As a cook I know you eat with your nose then eyes then taste not the other way around. Relationships are somewhat the same way. at the same time it's that infamous question "Is the glass half empty or half full." which my answer to that is (C) 1996 "It depends on weather your the drinker or the poorer." If your filling the glass it's half empty. You don't get paid again until it's finished. On the other hand if your drinking it's half full. A few more drinks of joy before the moneys out the door." ;-) Maybe I'm just a positive person... and Lastly I enjoy all gifts even if it's a brown paper bag with a half eaten ham sandwitch (which I have gotten before) because the joy set in my mind from childhood gifts comes racing forward and the laugh of a gift like that is story worth telling twice.

so how'd I do? lol ;-)

I look at the total package. Attraction for me comes from different levels of the guy.

Besides who wants to share mirror time? hehe

i have to agreed w/u , cause in my book they have to have a beautiful soul in and out ,not just by looks . it's were the heart is , if they have a black heart than to me they are ugly.

brown paper bag any day, plain is perfection for me, who wants a poster person walking around with you all day, nah i'd rather have someone i can actually look at and have a proper conversation with than someone who is only intrested in the attention they are attracting