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What women would do if they had a penis for a day

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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 8:47 PM CST
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America

9. Get a Blowjob

8. Find out what's so fascinating about beating the meat

7. Pee standing up while talking to other man in a urinal

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what's it like to be on the other end of surging orgasm

4. Touch/shift your self in public without a thought how improper it may appear to others

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.

1. Repeat number 9
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fireliter
Allen Park, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 8:49 PM CST
they would have it cut the grass, of fix the plumbing, or roof.rolling on the floor laughing

no, on second thought.... I'm serious
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bubbles69
Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 8:50 PM CST
Really Id just have to measure it. dancing banana
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 8:54 PM CST



Just a hunch......but I'd gamble size matters dunno
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 8:58 PM CST
find out what's it like to pee with morning wood. grin
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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 8:59 PM CST
...and if it lasts longer than 4 hours, see your doctor immediately..."

grin
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bubbles69
Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 9:00 PM CST
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Just a hunch......but I'd gamble size matters
Well I think its quite important.rolling on the floor laughing
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Rickster
New York, New York USA
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 9:02 PM CST

I know one thing for sure. That’s one day that I will definitely not get caught picking up a soap bar!

scold
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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 9:04 PM CST
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I know one thing for sure. That’s one day that I will definitely not get caught picking up a soap bar!

Egads. Good point. Separate showers that day....uh oh!
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AngelEyes2244
Ann Arbor, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 9:08 PM CST
OF COURSE IT DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 9:16 PM CST
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OF COURSE IT DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
feels as funny as it looks? innocent
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 9:17 PM CST
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I know one thing for sure. That’s one day that I will definitely not get caught picking up a soap bar!

rolling on the floor laughing paybacksrolling on the floor laughing teasinghug
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Poppa2Divas
In The Mountains USA
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 9:20 PM CST
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...and if it lasts longer than 4 hours, see your doctor immediately..."

forget your doctor... find that black book... even if its someone elsesrolling on the floor laughing
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Rickster
New York, New York USA
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 9:20 PM CST
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paybacks teasing
kiss
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 9:22 PM CST
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forget your doctor... find that black book... even if its someone elses
Due to my giving nature I'd seek the needy ... innocent
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 9:25 PM CST
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Due to my giving nature I'd seek the needy ...
You would seek the needy? YOU HAVE ONE!!!

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AutumR
over looking a meadow, Louth Ireland
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 9:26 PM CST
~~~Oh...that pee standing up thing would be so cool! I'd have to try that!!

And of course I would have to see what it's like to be on the other end of the stick.....blushing

***K...I'm leaving now!
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 16, 2007, 9:31 PM CST
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You would seek the needy? YOU HAVE ONE!!!

I mean in case of 4 ... ummm blushing

LOOK! IT'S SUPERMAN!!! super

hole
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curlywolf
quebec, Quebec Canada
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 12:38 AM CST
Write my name legibly in the snowrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 12:39 AM CST
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Write my name legibly in the snow
oh curly i wouldnt of thought of that...brilliantdancing banana dancing banana dancing banana
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