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What women would do if they had a penis for a day

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curlywolf
quebec, Quebec Canada
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 12:41 AM CST
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oh curly i wouldnt of thought of that...brilliant
wave Just can't be done as a female.......don't ask how I knowrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 12:46 AM CST
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Just can't be done as a female.......don't ask how I know
i like the standing up and peeing too....come on so easy...
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Softly_Me
Seattle, Washington USA
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 12:51 AM CST
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Just can't be done as a female.......don't ask how I know
Yes, Curly. It can be done. You just can't read it cuz of all the foot prints!
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Poppa2Divas
In The Mountains USA
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 12:56 AM CST
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Yes, Curly. It can be done. You just can't read it cuz of all the foot prints!
And we don't have to ask...
because that is the voice of experience and tequila talking...rolling on the floor laughing
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andaluza
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 1:05 AM CST
It will be so cool to be able to pee standing up and don't have to worry that someone may see your bum while you are doing itblushing rolling on the floor laughing
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cupcakeness
Aldergrove, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 1:12 AM CST
haha pee on the side of the road
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 5:07 AM CST
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Write my name legibly in the snow


Just remember, it's easier to do in cursive than printing it out rolling on the floor laughing
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 5:08 AM CST
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haha pee on the side of the road


One of life's great pleasures....... rolling on the floor laughing
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 5:10 AM CST
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~~~Oh...that pee standing up thing would be so cool! I'd have to try that!!

And of course I would have to see what it's like to be on the other end of the stick.....

***K...I'm leaving now!
Women can do it too!professor Even without a penis!laugh
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Ineedlove2
Middlesboro, Kentucky USA
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 5:12 AM CST
Knock people in the head with it!!!!!!!!!!!!dancing banana dancing banana dancing banana
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 5:19 AM CST
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Knock people in the head with it!!!!!!!!!!!!


There's an official name for that..... (at least around here) laugh
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 5:19 AM CST
Get their own back on their partner when he is asleep!!dunno grin
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cupcakeness
Aldergrove, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 10:20 AM CST
LOL!!
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RedHeadedTaurus
Here, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 10:29 AM CST
Oooooh! That was funny... laugh



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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 10:38 AM CST
Ladies....FYI....Number 7 is a no-no.

This has long been one of the social mores of mens room ettiquette. We do not talk at the urinal unless it is with a close personal friend.
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 10:47 AM CST
I'd wanna see what all the fuss is when guys jangle themselves 'not so discreetly' in front everyone!! rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
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NicholaiHel
Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 10:50 AM CST
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Ladies....FYI....Number 7 is a no-no.

This has long been one of the social mores of mens room ettiquette. We do not talk at the urinal unless it is with a close personal friend.
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 10:53 AM CST
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I'd wanna see what all the fuss is when guys jangle themselves 'not so discreetly' in front everyone!!
It's very simple......


Self preservation....if your tits got unfortunately, and painfully twisted upside down and backwards in your sweater. I'm quite sure you'd worry more about getting them back to normal than who might be watching.
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 10:57 AM CST
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It's very simple......


Self preservation....if your tits got unfortunately, and painfully twisted upside down and backwards in your sweater. I'm quite sure you'd worry more about getting them back to normal than who might be watching.
Lol, indeedy.....that'd be really uncomfy aswell....help
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bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 7:44 PM CST
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Lol, indeedy.....that'd be really uncomfy aswell....
if i had a penis....mmmmm for a day


sticking out tongue dropping jaw id play with it ....lol!!!dropping jaw blushing christmas happy
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