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What women would do if they had a penis for a day

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What women would do if they had a penis for a day

England singles
bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 7:45 PM CST
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hiyaexx sexy babe....kiss babsie xxxmiss ya xyay christmas happy
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shinxy
Mount Orab, Ohio USA
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 7:46 PM CST
Trust me ....all you men can keep it.....lol


barfing
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England singles
bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 7:48 PM CST
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Trust me ....all you men can keep it.....lol


christmas happy waving santa i want one.....sticking out tongue wave wave
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Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 7:54 PM CST
Wonder where the balls went to.D'oh! or do they get those too.
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Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 7:55 PM CST
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i want one.....
maybe santa will give you one.
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bubbles69
Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 8:04 PM CST
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maybe santa will give you one.
Santa only cums once a year.christmas sad
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 8:33 PM CST
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Santa only cums once a year.


Well, I'd like to put on a red suit and break that myth. applause rolling on the floor laughing
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 8:34 PM CST
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if i had a penis....mmmmm for a day


id play with it ....lol!!!


I've got a loaner..........applause
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 6:05 AM CST
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maybe santa will give you one.
D'ya think Santa could give me one too???!!!! cheering head banger rolling on the floor laughing
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Eupho
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 6:13 AM CST
5 - 9

giggle
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:04 AM CST
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Wonder where the balls went to. or do they get those too.
Yup we should get them too, no use in having the meat and no veg to go with it!!sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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England singles
bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:26 AM CST
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I've got a loaner..........
christmas happy
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England singles
bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:26 AM CST
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I've got a loaner..........
christmas happy
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England singles
bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:26 AM CST
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I've got a loaner..........
christmas happy
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England singles
bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:26 AM CST
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I've got a loaner..........
christmas happy
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England singles
bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:26 AM CST
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I've got a loaner..........
christmas happy
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England singles
bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:26 AM CST
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I've got a loaner..........
christmas happy
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England singles
bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:27 AM CST
woops i got excited ...hehe blushing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing




was gonna say ...lol



id fiddle wiv it all day heheyay
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England singles
bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:28 AM CST
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Well, I'd like to put on a red suit and break that myth.
santa cums .......


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing once a year thats not enoughgrin yay yay
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KittenLove
San Antonio, Texas USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:30 AM CST
Funny list. I always thought I would just masturbate non-stop . . . but now you've added a few more options. XD
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