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What women would do if they had a penis for a day




moloko
somewhere, Tyrol Austria
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:32 AM CST
if i would wake up with one,not knowing it's just for one day?
wow!

that's easy : HAVE A HEART-ATTACK of course !!!!

i mean...what would YOU do?? I'd still have my boobs and all,right?
or would they fall of by the appearance of"it"uh oh!




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agman
Eagle, Idaho USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:34 AM CST
penis for rent wink
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bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:36 AM CST
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if i would wake up with one,not knowing it's just for one day?


that's easy : HAVE A HEART-ATTACK of course !!!!

i mean...what would YOU do?? I'd still have my boobs and all,right?
or would they fall of by the appearance of"it"




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:37 AM CST
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10. Get ahead faster in corporate America

9. Get a Blowjob

8. Find out what's so fascinating about beating the meat

7. Pee standing up while talking to other man in a urinal

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what's it like to be on the other end of surging orgasm

4. Touch/shift your self in public without a thought how improper it may appear to others

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.

1. Repeat number 9
"3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks."

Ohhh, believe me, it looks funny enough....... if it was me, I'd probably just sit naked in front of a mirror, laughing at myself all day...!!
rolling on the floor laughing

waving santa
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stefonline
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:40 AM CST
Hope it dose exactly as it say's on the tin.......rolling on the floor laughing
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stefonline
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:41 AM CST
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Really.......Wow...wow! how much......rolling on the floor laughing
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bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:52 AM CST
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Really.......Wow... how much......
steph behave....lolscold laugh




lol......if i had a willy ...i would walk funny ....hehegrin yay hug hug
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:54 AM CST
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steph behave....lol




lol......if i had a willy ...i would walk funny ....hehe
Well...if I had boobs for a day, I'd probably keep falling flat on my face.....what is this??....swop body-parts day???....rolling on the floor laughing
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bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:56 AM CST
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Well...if I had boobs for a day, I'd probably keep falling flat on my face.....what is this??....swop body-parts day???....
.....

waving santa waving santa hi babe xxx

hug ..if ya had my boobs ya would ...lol!!!


wow! christmas cool kiss
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:56 AM CST
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Funny list. I always thought I would just masturbate non-stop . . . but now you've added a few more options. XD
Who needs other options?

ummm ... blushing do you purr? smitten rose
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stefonline
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:57 AM CST
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steph behave....lol




lol......if i had a willy ...i would walk funny ....hehe
What you mean......like John Wynne......rolling on the floor laughing
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stefonline
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:58 AM CST
Imagine if I had one for a day I would have two brains.....my own one and a reptilic brain.............rolling on the floor laughing
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bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:59 AM CST
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What you mean......like John Wynne......
sticking out tongue laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing yer




....hehe .......bow legged


ur a laugh babe xxchristmas happy hug hug
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stefonline
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:59 AM CST
Oh yeah I totally forgot I'd spend my days sctatching my scrotum.........rolling on the floor laughing
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bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 12:00 PM CST
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Imagine if I had one for a day I would have two brains.....my own one and a reptilic brain.............
rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing hehe......yay
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stefonline
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 12:01 PM CST
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yer




....hehe .......bow legged


ur a laugh babe xx
I am and I thought I was as straight as they come.....wink
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bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 12:01 PM CST
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Oh yeah I totally forgot I'd spend my days sctatching my scrotum.........
oh




do we




get balls...lolchristmas cool ....babe id scratch my balls ,,,yuk !!!christmas happy christmas happy laugh laugh laugh
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stefonline
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 12:03 PM CST
Also I would take photo's of it from all angels and send it via email to all my potential lay's on the internet.......

It would be saved under the file name......"My Dick".......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 12:06 PM CST
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...and if it lasts longer than 4 hours, see your doctor immediately..."

If it last hours, I'm calling the New York Times...The heck with the doctor!!devil
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bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 12:06 PM CST
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Also I would take photo's of it from all angels and send it via email to all my potential lay's on the internet.......

It would be saved under the file name......"My Dick".......
laugh laugh rolling on the floor laughing



yer .....what would those potential lays think,,,,hehe


my dick .........lol !!!dropping jaw spounds like fun laugh laugh christmas happy
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