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What women would do if they had a penis for a day

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What women would do if they had a penis for a day

England singles
bluebabsie
cambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 12:07 PM CST
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If it last hours, I'm calling the New York Times...The heck with the doctor!!
hiya babe xxx


u got mail......glad ya back hunni xxchristmas happy hug
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stefonline
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 12:09 PM CST
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yer .....what would those potential lays think,,,,hehe


my dick .........lol !!! spounds like fun
It happens
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doctorlove69
london UK
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 12:34 PM CST
you know they would f**k every thing in site so girls have a heart we are only men lol
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 12:45 PM CST
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"3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks."

Ohhh, believe me, it looks funny enough....... if it was me, I'd probably just sit naked in front of a mirror, laughing at myself all day...!!


kind of self destructive don't you think? sticking out tongue
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AngelEyes2244
Ann Arbor, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 3:37 PM CST
That too! rolling on the floor laughing
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Ineedlove2
Middlesboro, Kentucky USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 3:43 PM CST
I know I would run like helldancing banana help D'oh!
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mkavalek
Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro Brazil
Posted: Jan 1, 2008, 7:52 AM CST
To pee standing, of course.
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sweetcherry
south, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jan 1, 2008, 9:34 AM CST
oh i always wanted to have a penis for a day... i want to see how many flies i can kill by aiming my piss at them...
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jan 1, 2008, 10:22 AM CST
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hiya babe xxx


u got mail......glad ya back hunni xx
women have no idea what to do with a penis! When the urge came to "beat it"...they would use a hammer!rolling on the floor laughing
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xoredheadxo
Richwood, West Virginia USA
Posted: Jan 1, 2008, 10:27 AM CST
Keep my hands in my pockets all day laugh
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ChillinBama
Decatur USA
Posted: Jan 1, 2008, 10:29 AM CST
Is this a poll or or a thread. If a woman could have a penis for a day she'd be a man, and I'm absolutely positive he/she would make a complete fool of theirselves!
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raavana
gampaha Sri Lanka
Posted: Jan 1, 2008, 10:41 AM CST
BESHARAM ULLUKE PATTE.....HARAAM SAADO.....devil frustrated
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jan 1, 2008, 10:47 AM CST
If any woman WOULD like to have a penis for a day...e-mail me, I'll be right overdevil
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