Posted: Dec 17, 2007, 6:47 AM CST
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married
within a short time period.
Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get
started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the
honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.>
The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but>
then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:
"Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her
daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson&Hedges". Mom now knew to go
straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
Benson&Hedges pack: "Extra Long, King Size". She was again
slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited>
for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then
after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with
shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out
her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline.
The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted.
