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Life knowledge is what I have, and I feel sorry for you. Life teaches you more than any book written.

makes ya hot, eh?

hi jodi.......




im equel to any man.....lol

babs...GF how are you...good to see you hon...

:christmas_happy
good to see u baby



i always pop up...lool i love christmas


love u all xxx

:christmas_happy
good to see u baby



i always pop up...lool i love christmas


love u all xxx

A chip on my shoulder? . . . no no no

I am perfectly balanced, I've got a chip on BOTH shoulders . . .

Pity you don't have a sense of humour, old man. It’s quite often an adjunct to intelligence.

Have you escaped or are you on day release?

if you saw what women go through when there in labour you would see women win hands down .us men have it so handy .

I love your sense of humor!!


beyond equal!

ha ha why are you looking for a woman on cs then ,

clean up?






sorry couldnt help meself

Why have you called me "old man"??? So that's your idea of a sense of humour, is it??

Well balanced?? ..... ermmm, yeah okay then!!

Dont you sweet talk me, Rumour has it you unlocked his bloody cage.

Okay!!! Sorry Yumie. I will here make a formal apology to all the women I have ever offended in a series of aphorisms in their good name:

1. Man is greater than Woman. Fact.

2. Women who want to be equal to men lack three things: brains, balls and ambition. In that order.

3. Man brings value to that which is valueless:
That attained without adversity however valuable is considered valueless in so far as it is therefore not considered. Therefore women would not have themselves effortlessly attained by men, their truth worth thus revealed to them as valueless. Therefore ‘she’ puts up a resistance to ‘his’ advances when it should in fact be the inverse.

4. Great men do not conform to women; women, to great men.

5. Behind every great man, is a far lesser woman hardly worthy of consideration whose only chance of notice is to attribute his success in part to herself.
Whereas in truth without bearing the life-long burden she brought him merely so that he could have sex and a warm meal when he wanted, he would have been even MORE successful - but doesn’t let her know this.

6. Whereas the ‘benefit of foresight’ is undeniably male, the ‘benefit of hindsight’ (so-called) is predominantly female. Woman’s intuition is that murky, obscure notion lurking on the edge of her consciousness by virtue of which, when it is no longer of any use to us, is discovered or at last realised.

7. When asked a complex question beyond her comprehension and indeed female understanding on the whole, in order to please a woman will nevertheless appear to be thinking up an answer and will soon, as a rule, scratch the top of her head in a vulgar (if all the same subconscious) manner.
This is a devolutionary female trait whereby a subconscious hand-gesture is used to further aid the affectation that the question is NOT utterly beyond her powers of comprehension and the answer to it is JUST lurking on the brink of her consciousnesses, whereas in truth there is no more an ability to comprehend the problem in her head than there is an itch on it to scratch.

Hi sweety, how's you today?

Ignore the loony, he forgot his medication today.

8. Woman are great at affectations: when asked the time of day, a woman will often thoughtlessly imitate a man and throw her wrist out as if to free her watch from a concealing suit sleeve even while standing in a tank-top without any.
Indeed I have observed this on more than one occasion (once even while in a bra) and upon pointing it out was clubbed. Consciousness indeed attains its height in man, while it can barely even be glimpsed in women even by a man at the height of his consciousness.

9. A man is more alive, aware and alert half-asleep . . . than most woman wide-awake.

11. Woman’s devolutionary design is neither inclined for great mental or physical labour nor the capacity for either. One need only observe how a woman keeps a child occupied all day with hair-brained songs, nonsensical noises and little rattley toys (taking more interest in them and more easily distracted by them than the sibling itself) and really wonder what for the life of him a Man with all his eminence and excellence of intellect could do in the same place?

10. Owing to woman’s rapidly declining beauty (given the illusion of false permanence via man-made makeup) a misguided man will take it upon himself to support her his entire life . . . whereas absent the sexual attraction (and the illusion of the permanence of her beauty via makeup), he would not do so out of purely rational considerations.

11. Women remain children their entire lives, never see anything but what is closest to them and yet still fail to notice that which is right under their noses because they are too busy looking at their noses, cleave to the present moment at almost all times, take appearance for reality and the ideal for the real, and prefer the solution of personal trifles in their own social circles to the proposed resolution of the most important world affairs. Fact.

12. Woman think in their deepest heart of hearts that the man’s business is to make money and theirs is to spend it. This is owing to evolution where man’s job was to find the food and clothes by the blood and sweat of his brow, and hers to eat it and wear it.
For this reason, women are also more evolutionarily equipped to store food than man and indeed digest it more efficiently and faster. And indeed can become obese suddenly without warning.
This touches on the equation of mass-energy equivalency as discovered by Einstein. Energy is relative to its accompany mass. [also as a rule observed by Newton: the more a movement is a movement the more it is a movement] Thus, in keeping with this, the ability to gain weight and therefore an increase in anatomical mass is in fact an accurate gauge of how gradually ‘real’ something is regarding mass-equivalency.
If not closely observed, women can become more real than men, for instance.
Than, that is to say, the inverse - owing to their evolutionary design to store more food than can be eaten by a man at a single sitting. Particularly, as can be readily observed, women have a fat-tooth. They like bacon fat, chicken skin and blubber, scraps, and are generally the biological waste bin of man’s leftovers.
This love of food-scraps was also evolutionary owing to a brief stint of female independence ended by the ice age. They returned hastily to the men in order to survive. All credit to them, they are excellent survivalists.

13. Man originally invented high heels to make women feel less inferior to him. While succeeding with the former he failed in the latter.

14. Fundamentally females exist solely for the propagation of the male, all praise man heaps on her is window dressing to this effect, means and end.

15. Woman is, as previously stated, the mere adjunct to man who is the actual ‘being’ that is Human.

16. While on one side of the Connecting Singles forum men are considering the mystery and riddle of existence, systems of popular metaphysics conflicting in the eastern and western hemispheres and whether or not ‘God’ exists on a sufficient totality of given grounds, women are discussing their scrotal-preferences/tastes and distastes in men and producing a thread to rival the godthread in eminence - and outnumbering its members.

17. Women do not really possess receptivity to true intelligence and if they affect to do so it is merely mimicry in the service of their effort to please a male who does. The Greeks rightly disallowed them entry into the theatre to see Homeric plays and Greek Tragedies and it would be a good idea to do the same today; since they lack the attention-span anyway or at any rate at least a man would then be able to hear what is going on.
And not have to explain to her what is going on on stage every five minuets and loose part of the plot himself.

18. It has been asserted by woman that men think with their little heads instead of their big heads, but as can be seen on the Ball-preference thread women think of men’s little heads with their big heads even more than men think about women with their little ones.

19. Women are more social creatures than men because, as a rule, the less capable one is of individual ideas and their self-development the more one requires greater company and thus diversity of ideas and discussion to develop them via a horde of empty-heads but loud mouths into what does not amount to the worth of a single individual male idea anyway.

20. When women play football both herds chase after the ball and praise whoever is the first to kick it off the field. A woman in goal will always jump in the opposite direction that was necessary to prevent the ball from entering it.

21. All woman should be allowed to park in disabled parking spaces - or at any rate not be fined if they do.

22. The cause of death of all male passengers willing to be flown by female pilots should be ‘suicide’ and all woman willful ‘euthanasia’.

23. Woman is by no means fitted to be anything other than the object of man’s ‘sexual’ exultation and veneration – but this is contrary to her own self-perceived ‘qualities’ for which she feels she should be exalted, and for this sole reason she is allowed to hold her head as high or delude herself to hold it higher than man, or to actually enjoy ‘equal’ rights with him. Another illusion he lets her delude herself with as a means to his evident end.

24. For a man, to marry is to halve his rights and double his duties, and a woman to halve her duties and double her rights; further more any woman who marries makes one man miserable his entire life long rather than a whole load of men happy day in day out.

25. A hot water bottle is a lot better in bed to keep a man warm than a woman on a cold sexless night, and almost never hogs the sheets. And anyway if it does you can kick it out of bed without it waking up.
And in the morning it's still Luke warm. And doesn’t have halitosis to rival your own.

26. The fundamental truth is that almost all woman are thoughtless from the outset with a semblance of intellect then instilled in their brains via a male-orientated educational system so that they may begin to think ineffectually, judge poorly and raise children badly.
The truth is, like animals, they should always just have been domesticated and man should not have tried to amuse himself by teaching them, like monkeys, to imitate man. For it is nothing but a grotesque imitation - slightly alleviated by makeup.

27. A woman is so forgetful that she can drive to work at a hundred miles an hour before realizing she has left her car at home.

28. I myself treat women after my base needs are met by way of them like old books left lying around after I have finished reading them that indeed do not even merit a second read and are of no further interest. Whereas I will readily re-read Homer’s Iliad written in 700BC without hesitation for a sixth time.
Hey even Einstein said: ‘I treat my wife like an employee I cannot fire!’

u seriously need therapy.....