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Now you're digging yourself out of a hole but I'm glad you learned something over the past couple of days.

Next time you dream of playing devils advocate do some research beforehand so that you can do it more skilfully. Oh, and learn to be more of a people person then perhaps you may get away with it.

no, no, no, no, no: I knew exactly what i was doing, Jan - the horntes-nest effect was predicated.


Ha ha

'learn to be more of a people person'!!! That's what they say to Death Himself.


ALBERT? [Death looking out of his study window]

"Yes, master?"

WHAT IS THAT FEELING CALLED THAT HUMANS HAVE WHEN SOMEONE HAS DIED?

"Er . . . sadness, my lord?'

YES, SADNESS.

"ER . . . why my lord?"

I AM SADNESS.

"Oh . . . I see . . . you're trying to understand what it's like to be human again."

I AM SADNESS

"You are indeed, my lord."

Just like most men I know you have to have the last word even though it's bull!

Happy hunting.

And some women!

Oh yeah...Tell that to the woman who gave birth to you...Let me see you do that...If you're sooooooooooo much better!!!!!!!

Damn...I walked into that one didn't I?

23. Woman is by no means fitted to be anything other than the object of man’s ‘sexual’ exultation and veneration – but this is contrary to her own self-perceived ‘qualities’ for which she feels she should be exalted, and for this sole reason she is allowed to hold her head as high or delude herself to hold it higher than man, or to actually enjoy ‘equal’ rights with him. Another illusion he lets her delude herself with as a means to his evident end.

24. For a man, to marry is to halve his rights and double his duties, and a woman to halve her duties and double her rights; further more any woman who marries makes one man miserable his entire life long rather than a whole load of men happy day in day out.

25. A hot water bottle is a lot better in bed to keep a man warm than a woman on a cold sexless night, and almost never hogs the sheets. And anyway if it does you can kick it out of bed without it waking up.
And in the morning it's still Luke warm. And doesn’t have halitosis to rival your own.

26. The fundamental truth is that almost all woman are thoughtless from the outset with a semblance of intellect then instilled in their brains via a male-orientated educational system so that they may begin to think ineffectually, judge poorly and raise children badly.
The truth is, like animals, they should always just have been domesticated and man should not have tried to amuse himself by teaching them, like monkeys, to imitate man. For it is nothing but a grotesque imitation - slightly alleviated by makeup.

27. A woman is so forgetful that she can drive to work at a hundred miles an hour before realizing she has left her car at home.

28. I myself treat women after my base needs are met by way of them like old books left lying around after I have finished reading them that indeed do not even merit a second read and are of no further interest. Whereas I will readily re-read Homer’s Iliad written in 700BC without hesitation for a sixth time.
Hey even Einstein said: ‘I treat my wife like an employee I cannot fire!’

A strangely beautiful and tasty new creature!

A Fish chewing the Cud and having Cloven Hooves?

I think women would like to be equal to men but don't have the balls for it.

Oh! and the hangy downy part either.

Nope, we told God to put our brains in our heads instead of where we p*** outta!

Nope, we told God to put our brains in our heads instead of where we p*** outta!

Nope, we told God to put our brains in our heads instead of where we p*** outta!

We would think better if more blood was left for our brains.

excuses ...lol

We would think better if more blood was left for our brains.

Why else do you think we go so crazy when things pop up.

Why else do you think we go so crazy when things pop up.