Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 2:38 PM CST
As your bestest and truest friend you can count on me to………..
When you are sad - - - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry butthole that mad you sad.
When you are blue - - - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile - - - I will know you finally got laid.
When you are scared - - - I will rag you about it every chance I get
When you are worried - - - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, till you stop whining.
When you are confused - - - I will use little words.
When you are sick - - - Stay the hell away from me, I don’t want whatever it is you’ve got.
When you fall - - - I will point and laugh at you clumsy ass.
This is my oath to you………. I pledge it to the end. Why? You may ask;
Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants.
Everyone can see it.
But only you can feel the true warmth.
Your Bestest Friend
