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10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't




Firefighter_68
any, Puerto Rico USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 7:21 PM CST
* 10. Did you get any under the tree?
* 9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
* 8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!
* 7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
* 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
* 5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
* 4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
* 3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
* 2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
* 1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
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xoredheadxo
Richwood, West Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 19, 2007, 5:40 AM CST
In response to:
* 10. Did you get any under the tree?
* 9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
* 8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!
* 7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
* 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
* 5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
* 4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
* 3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
* 2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
* 1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
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Love the tongue!!!!!! haha

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thegreeneyedbrat
Ridgecrest/China Lake, California USA
Posted: Dec 19, 2007, 5:45 AM CST
In response to:
* 10. Did you get any under the tree?
* 9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
* 8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!
* 7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
* 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
* 5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
* 4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
* 3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
* 2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
* 1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
Good ones....lol

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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: Dec 19, 2007, 4:16 PM CST
Love it!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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HzChld
Somewhere in the middle, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Dec 19, 2007, 4:45 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Thank you...really needed the laugh. waving santa hug
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