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Bad Pointers.

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riyablossom
somewhere .. , Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 8:42 PM CST
Pointers that make you sweat ... your gut feeling to soar and you frantically look for the exit door..

Online or when meeting in person ...

Now if i notice any of these .. i am running in the opposite direction .

Care to share ..

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rwantin
Costa Mesa, California USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 8:48 PM CST
Asking how much I make...at least, early on....
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riyablossom
somewhere .. , Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 9:11 PM CST
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Asking how much I make...at least, early on....
I guessed that .. terrible though ..
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 9:53 PM CST



After 30 minutes of the "poor me" syndrome...it's time to skip the desert..., pay the tab, and head out.

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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 9:56 PM CST



Something I do note is the ability to make eye contact.... That means a lot to me for some reason. dunno

And while I'm at it.... if they're dressed "trashy"... They don't have to be modest, but I don't really care for over exposure either.

But that's me~~ to each his own~

Ok, I'm done applause
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riyablossom
somewhere .. , Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 9:59 PM CST
If he is busy on the phone constantly while we are together ..

If he's all smiles and all lovey - dovey in the first meeting uh oh!

If he's too nervous , wont talk , wont look at you , just sit there like a punished school boy .. blues
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Poppa2Divas
In The Mountains USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 10:27 PM CST
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Pointers that make you sweat ... your gut feeling to soar and you frantically look for the exit door..

Online or when meeting in person ...

Now if i notice any of these .. i am running in the opposite direction .

Care to share ..

when her family starts dragging out poisoness snakes and asking you how strong is your faithshock

if there mother offers to take care of you if she can't

if all her brothers get out of the truck with shotguns and chewing tobacco and beer.

if she says we need to hurry my man will be here soon

if she wants to see if she can tie a knot in it...

you know me i can come up with many more ,but this will dodancing banana








Camoflaguesnootylaugh here is to the sheep of the world cheers may they come to my safety
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BnaturAl
Sarnia, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 10:45 PM CST
online I look for emotion as I feel most, no not all, but most women operate from a base of emotion.. hoever I am not crazy about those who lash out unkindly, but even them I can tolerate. the emotion is not the bad part and indeed the most excellent part, its just the presentation of those emotions that either makes me stroke someone off or on the list of people I would care to know.
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 10:47 PM CST
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After 30 minutes of the "poor me" syndrome...it's time to skip the desert..., pay the tab, and head out.

Why not just excuse yourself to the rest room & leave..rolling on the floor laughing

waving santa
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 10:51 PM CST
I'm pretty laid back so unless she show a rubber dildo in my mouth on a first date I'm cool.
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 10:54 PM CST
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Something I do note is the ability to make eye contact.... That means a lot to me for some reason.

And while I'm at it.... if they're dressed "trashy"... They don't have to be modest, but I don't really care for over exposure either.

But that's me~~ to each his own~

Ok, I'm done
Yet, no one can see you eyes in your picture. That's okay, hun, probably don't look very trustworthy, anyway. grin
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 10:56 PM CST
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when her family starts dragging out poisoness snakes and asking you how strong is your faith

if there mother offers to take care of you if she can't

if all her brothers get out of the truck with shotguns and chewing tobacco and beer.

if she says we need to hurry my man will be here soon

if she wants to see if she can tie a knot in it...

you know me i can come up with many more ,but this will do








Camoflague here is to the sheep of the world may they come to my safety
when her family starts dragging out poisoness snakes and asking you how strong is your faith


Leaves me out. I'm from Alabama. moping
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KittenLove
San Antonio, Texas USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 10:59 PM CST
Fawning over me too much. Any guy that repeatedly tells me how beautiful I am with that look of desperation in his eyes like he hasn't touched a woman in his entire life.
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:01 PM CST
In response to:
when her family starts dragging out poisoness snakes and asking you how strong is your faith

if there mother offers to take care of you if she can't

if all her brothers get out of the truck with shotguns and chewing tobacco and beer.

if she says we need to hurry my man will be here soon

if she wants to see if she can tie a knot in it...

you know me i can come up with many more ,but this will do








Camoflague here is to the sheep of the world may they come to my safety
I had a girlfriend a while ago and introduced her to my parents as a snake handler....laugh

I said she was ok though because she didn't drink the stricnine. My girlfriend died a thousand deaths that night...laugh
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BnaturAl
Sarnia, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:04 PM CST
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Fawning over me too much. Any guy that repeatedly tells me how beautiful I am with that look of desperation in his eyes like he hasn't touched a woman in his entire life.
strange... and thats just the kind of woman I need ..


rolling on the floor laughing
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:04 PM CST
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I had a girlfriend a while ago and introduced her to my parents as a snake handler....

I said she was ok though because she didn't drink the stricnine. My girlfriend died a thousand deaths that night...
My last and I did that too. To his Mom. Kept it going for a whil, too. She almost choked on her soup for a while there.

laugh
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mbcasey
North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:09 PM CST
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My last and I did that too. To his Mom. Kept it going for a whil, too. She almost choked on her soup for a while there.

laugh rolling on the floor laughing I couldn't stop laughing all night...
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: Dec 18, 2007, 11:32 PM CST
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I couldn't stop laughing all night...
The look on the face is beautiful isn't it? His mom asked me if I was Baptist and he popped that up.I ran with it. Told him later to just throw me a line anytime. Great fun!

grin
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riyablossom
somewhere .. , Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Dec 19, 2007, 2:10 PM CST
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when her family starts dragging out poisoness snakes and asking you how strong is your faith

if there mother offers to take care of you if she can't

if all her brothers get out of the truck with shotguns and chewing tobacco and beer.

if she says we need to hurry my man will be here soon

if she wants to see if she can tie a knot in it...

you know me i can come up with many more ,but this will do








Camoflague here is to the sheep of the world may they come to my safety
camouflage !!!laugh
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