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Why God created Adam first...............




Friksmal
Witbank, Johannesburg South Africa
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 12:39 PM CST


So that he also have a chance to say something.............





















So true, just look in the forums..........
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Detente
North West, England UK
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 12:39 PM CST
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Rickster
New York, New York USA
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 12:42 PM CST
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FishingMTgirl
Big Sky, Montana USA
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 12:44 PM CST
but then God made Eve...............

1. to keep him in mind

2. God realized he needed to perfect the human being.
































Just kidding sticking out tongue
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JOESINGLEDAD
Navarre USA
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 12:48 PM CST
God asked Adam how he liked his new mate.Adam says"She is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.Perfect teeth,beautiful long hair,gorgeous body,I'm in love with her.But God,why did you make her so dumb?"God replies"So she would love you."
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sexophone
Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 12:51 PM CST
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God asked Adam how he liked his new mate.Adam says"She is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.Perfect teeth,beautiful long hair,gorgeous body,I'm in love with her.But God,why did you make her so dumb?"God replies"So she would love you."
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bethiej
Bridgeport, Ohio USA
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 12:57 PM CST
ha ha now that is really funnyrolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 12:59 PM CST
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So that he also have a chance to say something.............





















So true, just look in the forums..........
and then He created Eve & got it right Adam was the test run






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JOESINGLEDAD
Navarre USA
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 1:00 PM CST
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and then He created Eve & got it right Adam was the test run






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bubbles69
Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 1:02 PM CST
If women could get a word in between Ray and Gilly Im sure you'd hear a lot more from us.D'oh!
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Detente
North West, England UK
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 1:05 PM CST
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If women could get a word in between Ray and Gilly Im sure you'd hear a lot more from us.
Blah blah blah!professor

laugh

The verbose pair.laugh

cheers
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bubbles69
Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 1:11 PM CST
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Blah blah blah!



The verbose pair.

Good evening.wave
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Detente
North West, England UK
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 1:12 PM CST
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Good evening.
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MusicMyTherapy
Guilderland, New York USA
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 1:13 PM CST
God created Adam first because Eve needed someone to cook and clean for. It's in the bible somewhere if you read it.
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Rickster
New York, New York USA
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 1:15 PM CST
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God created Adam first because Eve needed someone to cook and clean for. It's in the bible somewhere if you read it.
Ok. Now who’s on first and what’s on second?

confused
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sexophone
Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 1:22 PM CST
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God created Adam first because Eve needed someone to cook and clean for. It's in the bible somewhere if you read it.
there was no cooking and cleaning...... 'twas so she could do everything he asked without questioning his authority..... like ....... am i safe today ?
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sweetmaria242
plymouth county, Massachusetts USA
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 10:26 PM CST
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but then God made Eve...............

1. to keep him in mind

2. God realized he needed to perfect the human being.
































Just kidding
It true!!!!! That is why God called on a woman to bring Him into the world, If you notice He didn't call on a man again....they need to much ... ummm Do you think maybe after Adam God might of been having second thoughts on trusting a "man"? Maybe God new the woman was "smarter" maybe???/rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue rolling on the floor laughing
just kidding!!!! not!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing wave rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling eyes hug
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sweetmaria242
plymouth county, Massachusetts USA
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 10:27 PM CST
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It true!!!!! That is why God called on a woman to bring Him into the world, If you notice He didn't call on a man again....they need to much ... ummm Do you think maybe after Adam God might of been having second thoughts on trusting a "man"? Maybe God new the woman was "smarter" maybe???/
just kidding!!!! not!!!!!
really i am only kidding!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing professor rolling on the floor laughing laugh uh oh! uh oh! uh oh!
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RillyNiceGuy
Warren, Arkansas USA
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 10:39 PM CST
There is a reason she was called WO-man.grin
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sweetmaria242
plymouth county, Massachusetts USA
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 10:43 PM CST
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If women could get a word in between Ray and Gilly Im sure you'd hear a lot more from us.
I agree totallyrolling on the floor laughing conversing conversing rolling eyes rolling eyes uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! hug
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