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Why God created Adam first...............

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Why God created Adam first...............




sweetmaria242
plymouth county, Massachusetts USA
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 10:51 PM CST
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There is a reason she was called WO-man.
are you sure it wasn't meant because God said woe-man????? Oh nooooooo!!!!! better create a woman...ummm better!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue laugh
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TTom50
Orlando, Florida USA
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 10:53 PM CST
The trouble began when God forgot to give Adam a manual on Eve.
With out the manual, how does a guy know what to do?:-) Had we had
a manual to begin with, things would have been a lot different today.

Take Hillary C. running for President. Bill could just looked it up in the manual and say 'no darlin' that is not for you. Slipped the manual into his back pocket and situation settled. Then again, Hillary might have read the manual a whole lot more than Bill did. christmas cool
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sweetmaria242
plymouth county, Massachusetts USA
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 11:01 PM CST
wow! rolling on the floor laughing shock shock I'm shocked , shocked i tell you!!!!shock waving santa
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sweetmaria242
plymouth county, Massachusetts USA
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 11:06 PM CST
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I'm shocked , shocked i tell you!!!!
professor and what if she did already read that manuel and now she becomes the "president" ummmmmconversing confused shock and what will become of womans rights?shock
Anddddd........ what about equal payshock Do you think she will be a supersuper woman???dunno uh oh! shock gotta go
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sweetmaria242
plymouth county, Massachusetts USA
Posted: Dec 21, 2007, 11:08 PM CST
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and what if she did already read that manuel and now she becomes the "president" ummmmm and what will become of womans rights?
Anddddd........ what about equal pay Do you think she will be a super woman???
I think she would be a very fair president... do you?professor rolling eyes she isvery smartthumbs up and has lots of experience in the white house and goverment...applause
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balanced2
Seattle, Washington USA
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 3:03 PM CST
I think she created Adam first because the garden of Eden was remote - and we all know guys get the remote.
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 3:14 PM CST
aren't you supposed to be putting people down and screaming we don't love god enough??


sweetmaria242 wrote:
I agree totally
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 3:16 PM CST
IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE ONE THREAD WITHOUT HAVING SOMETHING NASTY TO SAY ABOUT HILLARY?/ SHEESH!!
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jodigirlsfree
Conway, South Carolina USA
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 3:43 PM CST
Adam was God's blueprint...
When he saw how much he messed up
he then created Eve to balnace out the shortcomings of man...laugh laugh uh oh! peace
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 4:27 PM CST
sweetmaria242 wrote:
I think she would be a very fair president... do you? she isvery smart and has lots of experience in the white house and goverment...


But she's not a strong woman. SHe stayed with a CHEATING husband.



Although, maybe if she were to be president, uaranteed BJ's could be an ammendment to the constitution.


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Posted: Jan 29, 2008, 1:18 PM CST
RillyNiceGuy wrote:
There is a reason she was called WO-man.


I find it ironic that in the begining, at creation time, she was called WO-man...

... and when women come to the end of the child bearing years, they go thru MEN-O-Pause...

Take a pause from MEN! rolling on the floor laughing
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 29, 2008, 1:21 PM CST
This is almost the perfect thread:

Religion

Hillary

and Man on Woman insult action!!


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Posted: Jan 29, 2008, 1:28 PM CST
Fallingman wrote:
This is almost the perfect thread:

Religion

Hillary

and Man on Woman insult action!!


personally i find it preposterous!

and i did think the OP's comment was cute
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 29, 2008, 1:29 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
personally i find it preposterous!

and i did think the OP's comment was cute


Personal preposterousness is a vanity emotion!

laugh
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lorraine
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 29, 2008, 1:58 PM CST
j_goose wrote:
But she's not a strong woman. SHe stayed with a CHEATING husband.
Although, maybe if she were to be president, uaranteed BJ's could be an ammendment to the constitution.


I think it took quite a lot of strength to stay with him.
It is bad enough your husband cheating on you but
for the whole world to know and go over ever little detail must
have been horrendious for her.
Why she chose to stay is her business.

If her only flaw was to stay with her husband, I don't see the flaw.
And if Bill's only fault, as president, was to have sex with a consenting female,
again I dont see the flaw.

Go on Hillary
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lorraine
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 29, 2008, 1:58 PM CST
j_goose wrote:
But she's not a strong woman. SHe stayed with a CHEATING husband.
Although, maybe if she were to be president, uaranteed BJ's could be an ammendment to the constitution.


I think it took quite a lot of strength to stay with him.
It is bad enough your husband cheating on you but
for the whole world to know and go over ever little detail must
have been horrendious for her.
Why she chose to stay is her business.

If her only flaw was to stay with her husband, I don't see the flaw.
And if Bill's only fault, as president, was to have sex with a consenting female,
again I dont see the flaw.

Go on Hillary
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lorraine
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 29, 2008, 1:59 PM CST
oopsD'oh!

Why do I keep repeating myselfconfused
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Oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jan 29, 2008, 2:20 PM CST
lorraine wrote:
oops

Why do I keep repeating myself



I'm sure you felt it was important, that's why you said it twice... wink laugh grin
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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 29, 2008, 2:22 PM CST
Oslojente wrote:
I'm sure you felt it was important, that's why you said it twice...


It was It was laugh
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Posted: Jan 29, 2008, 2:31 PM CST
i completely agree w/ Lorraine
only the one in it knows when to leave
strength is required to ride it out to that point


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