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Email Commandments

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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 4:23 AM CST
Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.

Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest.

Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before sendest it.

Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message.

Thou shalt check thy spelling and thy grammar.

Thou shalt not curse, flame, spam or USE all CAPS.

Thou shalt not forward any chain letter.

Thou shalt not rely on the privacy of email, especially from work.

Thou shalt not use email for any illegal or unethical purpose.

When in doubt, save thy message overnight and reread it in the light of the dawn.

And, the Golden Rule of email:
That which thou findest hateful to receive, sendest thou not unto others.
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 4:25 AM CST
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Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.

Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest.

Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before sendest it.

Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message.

Thou shalt check thy spelling and thy grammar.

Thou shalt not curse, flame, spam or USE all CAPS.

Thou shalt not forward any chain letter.

Thou shalt not rely on the privacy of email, especially from work.

Thou shalt not use email for any illegal or unethical purpose.

When in doubt, save thy message overnight and reread it in the light of the dawn.

And, the Golden Rule of email:
That which thou findest hateful to receive, sendest thou not unto others.
confused are you practicing Christianityrolling on the floor laughing
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 4:26 AM CST
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Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.

Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest.

Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before sendest it.

Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message.

Thou shalt check thy spelling and thy grammar.

Thou shalt not curse, flame, spam or USE all CAPS.

Thou shalt not forward any chain letter.

Thou shalt not rely on the privacy of email, especially from work.

Thou shalt not use email for any illegal or unethical purpose.

When in doubt, save thy message overnight and reread it in the light of the dawn.

And, the Golden Rule of email:
That which thou findest hateful to receive, sendest thou not unto others.
i hear & obey m'lord
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 4:36 AM CST
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are you practicing Christianity
Yeah ... I've been talking to this Lucifer fellow ... as a recruiter he puts on a good argument.
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 4:38 AM CST
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Yeah ... I've been talking to this Lucifer fellow ... as a recruiter he puts on a good argument.
confused shouldn't there be 666 commandments then?


rolling on the floor laughing good luck with the other ones..........let us know..........sticking out tongue
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 4:49 AM CST
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shouldn't there be 666 commandments then?


good luck with the other ones..........let us know..........
I'll talk to Garlic Breath about the other 656
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 4:51 AM CST
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I'll talk to Garlic Breath about the other 656
rolling on the floor laughing scold he might not like that crackdevil
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 4:57 AM CST
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he might not like that crack
Why not? He got a acid tongue him self so he might appreciate a good crack sticking out tongue
Besides, what's he gonna do? devil
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 5:07 AM CST
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Why not? He got a acid tongue him self so he might appreciate a good crack
Besides, what's he gonna do?
He may take away that sharp wit of yours!wink
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 5:12 AM CST
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He may take away that sharp wit of yours!
Bah! I already stole his pitch fork. devil

What's he gonna do with my puny wit? grin
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 5:15 AM CST
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Bah! I already stole his pitch fork.

What's he gonna do with my puny wit?
professor your wit is not puny......or are you talking about something else?rolling eyes rolling on the floor laughing
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 5:17 AM CST
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your wit is not puny......or are you talking about something else?
my feet? I'm size 81/2 no lie grin
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 5:21 AM CST
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my feet? I'm size 81/2 no lie
rolling eyes no, not your feet......wink
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 5:23 AM CST
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no, not your feet......
Ok then I have no idea what you're talking about grin
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 5:32 AM CST
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Ok then I have no idea what you're talking about
professor judging from that one pic on here, I'll say that you DO know what I'm talking aboutsticking out tongue
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 5:46 AM CST
What pic? grin
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 5:49 AM CST
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What pic?
the one that I saved on my computer...giggle
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 22, 2007, 6:00 AM CST
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the one that I saved on my computer...
umm... grin I didn't post any provocative pictures ... I don't think ... where did you get it?
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