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I'm Serious, I need help so NO LAUGHING!




Justadreamerhere
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 10:38 AM CST
Out of my thread you insane person!! LOL Cran still hasn't came over to get it yet, guess I get to keep!!
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Lillyofthevalley
St John's, Newfoundland Canada
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 10:40 AM CST
Make friends with someone who has a wax pot. Then when you are doing nights together and all is quiet. You rip the hair out of each others bodies roll around the floor screaming like banshees an laughing you asses off at each others pain. Passes the hours like you wouldn't believe and you don't have to fight to stay awake...
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Justadreamerhere
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 10:48 AM CST
OMG!! Great idea Lilly....to bad I don't know anyone :( and nobody except (unnamed) would I let near my cootchie with wax power! SO maybe if he gets down here for a visit???
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Lillyofthevalley
St John's, Newfoundland Canada
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 10:52 AM CST
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OMG!! Great idea Lilly....to bad I don't know anyone :( and nobody except (unnamed) would I let near my cootchie with wax power! SO maybe if he gets down here for a visit???
Windy can probably find one on Ebay for you...that one could find a diamond in the bottom of an out house!
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Justadreamerhere
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 11:00 AM CST
Um NO but thx LOL If I ever need a ruby ring though, I will know who to call!

But pulling wax strips? I think I would be rather picky on that!
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Lillyofthevalley
St John's, Newfoundland Canada
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 11:08 AM CST
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Um NO but thx LOL If I ever need a ruby ring though, I will know who to call!

But pulling wax strips? I think I would be rather picky on that!
MY advice is go last..when it's over for you you get to inflict sweet revenge and it's so freekin funny to watch someone else's expression...
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justabigrose
berryville, Arkansas USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 11:25 AM CST
sounds like pain to me lol
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wikked
Ajax, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 11:58 AM CST
I wax ummm well just about everything...i use Veet...seems to work the best for me...plus it comes with a spray that "numbs" the area to be waxed...and believe me i've tried them all!!
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Abracadabra
Heaven, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 11:59 AM CST
~~~

Deep in the jungle
the gorilla lady lurks

Revealing her plight
she triggers some smirks

Everyone's laughing
at the weed-whacking joke

In the meantime
the ape-lady's seeking her bloke

Should she use razors?
Or hot melted wax?

Perhaps maybe duct tape?
Or would that leave red tracks?

She's allergic to kittens
that could lick off her hair

She's repulsed by the products
that are offered by Nair

The poor little monkey
who's covered with hair

Will soon whack this poet
high into the air!

~~~
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wikked
Ajax, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 11:59 AM CST
And by the way Kris if you would just stick to the gummers you wouldn't have the problem of hair sticking in their teeth!!
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Ocee35
Jackson, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 12:05 PM CST
I have tweezers....
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Ocee35
Jackson, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 12:06 PM CST
Bad monkey!

Sorry ladies....
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Justadreamerhere
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 12:25 PM CST
I use veet, but have not tried the wax. The lotion seems to burn just a tad...oweeeeee

Thanks for the monkey poem Abra LOL

Ocee, you come near me with those tweezers and you will be needing them to find your own AHEM...


Wikked, no comment LOL
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PaleEyes
Lawrenceburg USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 12:33 PM CST
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I stopped at the store tonight to buy my usual hair remover and OMG!!!! to my horror there was none. I tracked down a sales girl and was informed it has been discontinued. I searched online and she wasn't lying, I can't get it anymore. Well it took me a long time to find something that worked, didn't hurt, burn or leave that ugly rash....so anyone here have a product they use that works great?
My daughter had the same problem must have been the same product she used. Its gone she had a fit. She has coarse hair and most doesn't work for her but that certain brand. So now she started using nair wax. Thats after finding out they discontinued her second choice too. Why do they do that. Not right!!
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PaleEyes
Lawrenceburg USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 12:36 PM CST
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Make friends with someone who has a wax pot. Then when you are doing nights together and all is quiet. You rip the hair out of each others bodies roll around the floor screaming like banshees an laughing you asses off at each others pain. Passes the hours like you wouldn't believe and you don't have to fight to stay awake...
Lilly make all women a deal here. When and if I ever get the shop up and going we will have a ladies night at the shop. Waxes, hair color or cut, and tanning. What ya think gals?
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PaleEyes
Lawrenceburg USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 12:39 PM CST
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I wax ummm well just about everything...i use Veet...seems to work the best for me...plus it comes with a spray that "numbs" the area to be waxed...and believe me i've tried them all!!
Ok thats one my kid used and cann't find it here anymore. Better stock up they maybe dropping it off the shelves.
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tone1701
Amsterdam, New York USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 7:18 PM CST
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Um NO but thx LOL If I ever need a ruby ring though, I will know who to call!

But pulling wax strips? I think I would be rather picky on that!
i can do it for ya dreamer, ill go real easy :)
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nwnstar
Conway USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 7:30 PM CST
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i can do it for ya dreamer, ill go real easy :)
LOL! woohoo, dreamer...there ya go!
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Justadreamerhere
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 7:31 PM CST
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i can do it for ya dreamer, ill go real easy :)
well come on then gorgeous!
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Antsypantsy
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 7:37 PM CST
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well come on then gorgeous!
Weed Whacker! hahahaha!
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