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BnaturAl
Sarnia, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 8:57 AM CST
Comon...

Two of every species in one arc? Even Donald Trump couldn't afford a yaught that big!!!!. 5.6 billion species times 2 all on one arc! It would take ages to build a boat that big! (comes close to = number of threads gillyloves69postsaday I know.... but still its implausable!

Adam and Eve were our beginning? That makes us all the product of incest? Yikes! I'm here drooling over my sisters??? And they weren't from kentucky either though many settled there! I like the naked part though, I think of that everytime I see an apple.

Turning water into wine, yada yada ... Chris Angel and Uri Gellar can do this and spit quarters at the same time. Scientific knowledge or lack of it is the diffference. In fact he can produce airplanes... top that hezeus!

Aesops Fables has more useful morals than the bible and will become the new testiclement of the spiritual age, you watch and see, a ground swell has begun!! coming to coffee tables and hotels near you!

The ten commandments; I can see someone chipping rules in a hunk of stone; but, you'd think if they were god's words he'd include a commandment like "thou shalt not start wars in my name you chumps.!"

Blessed be the meek for they shall inherit the earth. Cool, I say let em, its a good place to grow veggies to feed the world.


Immaculate conception! rolling on the floor laughing dancing rolling on the floor laughing dancing rolling on the floor laughing
I am at this very moment attempting this feat with some members of CS.... kiss

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 8:59 AM CST
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Comon...

Two of every species in one arc? Even Donald Trump couldn't afford a yaught that big!!!!. 5.6 billion species times 2 all on one arc! It would take ages to build a boat that big! (comes close to = number of threads gillyloves69postsaday I know.... but still its implausable!

Adam and Eve were our beginning? That makes us all the product of incest? Yikes! I'm here drooling over my sisters??? And they weren't from kentucky either though many settled there! I like the naked part though, I think of that everytime I see an apple.

Turning water into wine, yada yada ... Chris Angel and Uri Gellar can do this and spit quarters at the same time. Scientific knowledge or lack of it is the diffference. In fact he can produce airplanes... top that hezeus!

Aesops Fables has more useful morals than the bible and will become the new testiclement of the spiritual age, you watch and see, a ground swell has begun!! coming to coffee tables and hotels near you!

The ten commandments; I can see someone chipping rules in a hunk of stone; but, you'd think if they were god's words he'd include a commandment like "thou shalt not start wars in my name you chumps.!"

Blessed be the meek for they shall inherit the earth. Cool, I say let em, its a good place to grow veggies to feed the world.


Immaculate conception!
I am at this very moment attempting this feat with some members of CS....

rolling eyes
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cherokeemoon
grove, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 9:03 AM CST
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rolling eyes Ditto rolling on the floor laughing
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Detente
North West, England UK
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 9:04 AM CST
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Comon...

Two of every species in one arc? Even Donald Trump couldn't afford a yaught that big!!!!. 5.6 billion species times 2 all on one arc! It would take ages to build a boat that big! (comes close to = number of threads gillyloves69postsaday I know.... but still its implausable!

Adam and Eve were our beginning? That makes us all the product of incest? Yikes! I'm here drooling over my sisters??? And they weren't from kentucky either though many settled there! I like the naked part though, I think of that everytime I see an apple.

Turning water into wine, yada yada ... Chris Angel and Uri Gellar can do this and spit quarters at the same time. Scientific knowledge or lack of it is the diffference. In fact he can produce airplanes... top that hezeus!

Aesops Fables has more useful morals than the bible and will become the new testiclement of the spiritual age, you watch and see, a ground swell has begun!! coming to coffee tables and hotels near you!

The ten commandments; I can see someone chipping rules in a hunk of stone; but, you'd think if they were god's words he'd include a commandment like "thou shalt not start wars in my name you chumps.!"

Blessed be the meek for they shall inherit the earth. Cool, I say let em, its a good place to grow veggies to feed the world.


Immaculate conception!
I am at this very moment attempting this feat with some members of CS....

Just because we don't understand something, doesn't mean it's not possible Al!professor


Your statements are too simplistic...not qualified enough.


You goin' ta hell you dirty sinner...you gonna fry!very mad


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BnaturAl
Sarnia, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 9:12 AM CST
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Just because we don't understand something, doesn't mean it's not possible Al!


Your statements are too simplistic...not qualified enough.


You goin' ta hell you dirty sinner...you gonna fry!







Detente! my bemused friend of all that is boobage.!


Simplistic is the quickest way to understanding... ie : k.i.s.s.


I fried yesterday playing golf ... golf!!! on xmas day! ... the devil you say.


Seriously, youre right you have to qualify ... so go ahead and qualify 5.billion species X 2 in one arc ... confused and they "apparently' found this huge arc on a mountain somewhere too rolling on the floor laughing it was smaller than the Queen Mary ... qualifications abound.

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fireliter
Allen Park, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 10:24 AM CST
Yeah some have i thing called belief in the unseen, un proven from the light bulb to flight of man to even the thought that as humans we are not the best of the best.
how great it must be to only think that it all ends with yourself, that in the universe you reside you are the center.

Belief in the unknown is a imagination a ability to think and hold true to an ideal that even are greatest accomplishments and failures and crimes against another are and can be so easily forgotten and forgiven. yeah it takes a vivid strong imagination. something that has been adopted by others ina vast number becomes a belief L.Ron Hubbard is a prime example his works where originally classified as fiction know look at what its become.

and even if those fables/ fairy tales as just that.... the morals of each are and should be practiced by all imagine if thes lesson in life portrayed by those tales you mentioned where not in existence... its a thought that should be considered by everyone .

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jpunk
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 11:01 AM CST
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Comon...

Two of every species in one arc? Even Donald Trump couldn't afford a yaught that big!!!!. 5.6 billion species times 2 all on one arc! It would take ages to build a boat that big! (comes close to = number of threads gillyloves69postsaday I know.... but still its implausable!

Adam and Eve were our beginning? That makes us all the product of incest? Yikes! I'm here drooling over my sisters??? And they weren't from kentucky either though many settled there! I like the naked part though, I think of that everytime I see an apple.

Turning water into wine, yada yada ... Chris Angel and Uri Gellar can do this and spit quarters at the same time. Scientific knowledge or lack of it is the diffference. In fact he can produce airplanes... top that hezeus!

Aesops Fables has more useful morals than the bible and will become the new testiclement of the spiritual age, you watch and see, a ground swell has begun!! coming to coffee tables and hotels near you!

The ten commandments; I can see someone chipping rules in a hunk of stone; but, you'd think if they were god's words he'd include a commandment like "thou shalt not start wars in my name you chumps.!"

Blessed be the meek for they shall inherit the earth. Cool, I say let em, its a good place to grow veggies to feed the world.


Immaculate conception!
I am at this very moment attempting this feat with some members of CS....

soz for the crudity folks, but if you genuinely believe the bible (written by man not God!), either we are incestuous, or descended from apes, think about it! adam, eve, cain & abel, cain kills abel then goes off into the wilderness and finds himself a wife! Er... hello! If the b (oops sorry capital B!)ible is to be believed, he f* a monkey, thus Darwin's theory of evolution correct! Crude... but sod it i live for controversy!professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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riyablossom
somewhere .. , Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 11:03 AM CST
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Comon...

Two of every species in one arc? Even Donald Trump couldn't afford a yaught that big!!!!. 5.6 billion species times 2 all on one arc! It would take ages to build a boat that big! (comes close to = number of threads gillyloves69postsaday I know.... but still its implausable!

Adam and Eve were our beginning? That makes us all the product of incest? Yikes! I'm here drooling over my sisters??? And they weren't from kentucky either though many settled there! I like the naked part though, I think of that everytime I see an apple.

Turning water into wine, yada yada ... Chris Angel and Uri Gellar can do this and spit quarters at the same time. Scientific knowledge or lack of it is the diffference. In fact he can produce airplanes... top that hezeus!

Aesops Fables has more useful morals than the bible and will become the new testiclement of the spiritual age, you watch and see, a ground swell has begun!! coming to coffee tables and hotels near you!

The ten commandments; I can see someone chipping rules in a hunk of stone; but, you'd think if they were god's words he'd include a commandment like "thou shalt not start wars in my name you chumps.!"

Blessed be the meek for they shall inherit the earth. Cool, I say let em, its a good place to grow veggies to feed the world.


Immaculate conception!
I am at this very moment attempting this feat with some members of CS....

hmm... Al.... i guess there is something more to this ?? grin
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 11:08 AM CST
yawn before I get carried away and try to "defend" my beliefs, I will just ask you one question

Why the f* do you care what anyone believes? For that matter why make a droll thread on the subject, theres enough of them floating around at present.

You have a right to your beliefs, everyone else does as well. Go mow the f* lawn or something and get off of it already, will ya?
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Daniel4021
Somewhere, Tennessee USA
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 11:18 AM CST
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before I get carried away and try to "defend" my beliefs, I will just ask you one question

Why the f* do you care what anyone believes? For that matter why make a droll thread on the subject, theres enough of them floating around at present.

You have a right to your beliefs, everyone else does as well. Go mow the f* lawn or something and get off of it already, will ya?
yikes!!!!uh oh!
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BnaturAl
Sarnia, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 11:23 AM CST
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before I get carried away and try to "defend" my beliefs, I will just ask you one question

Why the f* do you care what anyone believes? For that matter why make a droll thread on the subject, theres enough of them floating around at present.

You have a right to your beliefs, everyone else does as well. Go mow the f* lawn or something and get off of it already, will ya?
Done mowing ...I care what everyone beleives... your need to defend is yours. Blaming me for how you feel hardly settles that.


carried away? rolling on the floor laughing yes I have the power to control your actions...rolling on the floor laughing

For my next feat I will dissolving your anger...




confused
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 11:25 AM CST
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Done mowing ...I care what everyone beleives... your need to defend is yours. Blaming me for how you feel hardly settles that.


carried away? yes I have the power to control your actions...

For my next feat I will dissolving your anger...




If you cared what everyone believes, you wouldn't have started your stupid thread the way that you did. Look up caring in the dictionary. It doesn't involve cutting someone down for any reason.

I don't blame anyone for how I feel. I feel how I feel. Now go trim the f* trees, when you are done with that, shovel the d* snow, after that, chop some f* wood.

Get busy asswipewine
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markmeunier
Timmins, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 11:26 AM CST
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Done mowing ...I care what everyone beleives... your need to defend is yours. Blaming me for how you feel hardly settles that.


carried away? yes I have the power to control your actions...

For my next feat I will dissolving your anger...




How? By lighting your head on fire and asking for volunteers to stamp it out?

Markangel
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 11:27 AM CST
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Done mowing ...I care what everyone beleives... your need to defend is yours. Blaming me for how you feel hardly settles that.


carried away? yes I have the power to control your actions...

For my next feat I will dissolving your anger...




oh yeh, and after all of that, put up a f* pic of yourself so we can see your face not some drawing that has been used a million and one times.
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LONDON, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 11:28 AM CST
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How? By lighting your head on fire and asking for volunteers to stamp it out?

Mark
oh very caring ............
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BnaturAl
Sarnia, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 11:31 AM CST
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If you cared what everyone believes, you wouldn't have started your stupid thread the way that you did. Look up caring in the dictionary. It doesn't involve cutting someone down for any reason.

I don't blame anyone for how I feel. I feel how I feel. Now go trim the f* trees, when you are done with that, shovel the d* snow, after that, chop some f* wood.

Get busy asswipe
wow!


you have certainly lost control of your self ... and your dignity. and because of facts ....another human seeking war, over facts or lack of support in them...

assinine .... I give your face a 2 and your ass a nine.



and thats being generous.





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BnaturAl
Sarnia, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 11:31 AM CST
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How? By lighting your head on fire and asking for volunteers to stamp it out?

Mark
ah Mr. decorum rolling on the floor laughing
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riyablossom
somewhere .. , Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 11:34 AM CST
Chocklates anyone ????uh oh!
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1orange2u
Napa, California USA
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 11:34 AM CST
Trump's a chump compared to Noah, he won't even live as long as Noah did, still strong and fertile at 500, damn!

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LONDON, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Dec 26, 2007, 11:36 AM CST
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Trump's a chump compared to Noah, he won't even live as long as Noah did, still strong and fertile at 500, damn!

errrr

and just where is he now?
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