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The problem with dating on line is that it is done like shopping a flea market.


Everyone is looking for that item that is worth a million dollars for $1.00
and never buys a thing.

When you find an item you are interested in, you wonder how many times it has been sold before and who bought it and why is it back for sale.

Some items need too much work, so you leave it there.

Some items are too high priced and just snot worth it.

Some items look real fine but are really cheap inside.

Some items are too nasty to want to get close to.

Some items that are real bargains are often looked over by the impulse buyers.



Your turn!

Some items are poor imitations of the real thing.

Some items are past their sell by date

Some items are fourth-hand

Some items look sparkly and expensive but close up are plastic and paste.

Some items have no real use.

Some items are broken and don't function.

Some items are really treasures but don't appear so at first glance.

Many will turn down a real good package deal because there is too much junk in the trunk.

Sometimes trash will have a real goody you didn't expect to be there.

Some bikes have had the wheels ridden off of them and have rust.

Some lamps are not too bright!

Some clothes have nasty stains.

Some books have pages missing.

Sometimes the item is half off!

Somethings have a nice top and an ugly bottom.

Some dvd's are Chinese language only.

Some handbags are plastic not leather.

Some dolls have an eye missing.

Some perfume smells like......dung!

Some people will take several things home at a time.

Some people will get things for their friends and try them out first.

Time for supper....I smell it burning now! Carbon is good for you!

starting to itch........don't think I can lift my leg high enough to get behind my ears........

Some items are mis labeled
some are WTF is it?!

The old saying, one persons garbage is another's treasure.

I have a knack for finding the~~~~~~~~ oh never mind.

Oh this is wonderful way to raze self confidence. Why didn't I think of that?!

I hereby by, the powers vested in me dub this thread. "The itchy and scratchy"

I'll bid $50.00....

If I was looking for something that has not been used, I would not be lookin' in the flea market.

Hell, I'd rather buy a broke horse any day, them old mares right off the range can be trouble..

It is all a matter of perception..

Some items have a price tag of 1.00 and then we polish them up and find out they are worth millions....

Some items we pay millions for cause they look all nice and shiny on the outside....only to find out they were waaaaaayyyyyyyy over-priced and we got rooked!!!!!!!

Thank goodness I watch Antiques Roadshow....

One day all of us could be on that show as antiques; meantime we can date fleas...%D

Jelly bean