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If God was a woman

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DizzyDi
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 5:13 AM CST
chocolate would not be fattening

The communal changing room would not exist

Men would find cellulite sexy

Chips would be a health food

Clothes shopping would be a religion

Gyms would be illegal

Men would give birth and babies would be massive

Flat stomachs would be considered disgusting and


there would be Gin in the water supplyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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riyablossom
somewhere .. , Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 5:14 AM CST
thumbs up

laugh I look forward to it .
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karen1973
Southampton, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 5:19 AM CST
What do you mean?

I thought she was a woman??confused
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DizzyDi
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 5:22 AM CST
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What do you mean?

I thought she was a woman??
if so how come chocolate is fatteningsticking out tongue
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Oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 5:35 AM CST
laugh
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fireliter
Allen Park, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 5:49 AM CST
If God was a woman...


it would explain a lot rolling on the floor laughing
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Eupho
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 6:30 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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shadow109
laconia USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 7:12 AM CST
the world would end !!!!!!! lol lolrolling on the floor laughing
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lola36
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 7:17 AM CST
I think God is a women anyway...wink laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Aries01
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 7:26 AM CST
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if so how come chocolate is fattening
Yes.. but she DID invent chocolate.. a woman after my own heart wink hug smile
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